September 2014 News Articles
- Conservatives Blame Obama For Ebola Already In The Least Shocking Move Ever
- Will Ebola Spread In Dallas, Texas & The U.S.? The Patient Is In "Strict Isolation," But It Could Be Too Late
- The First U.S. Ebola Case Was Just Confirmed In Dallas, Texas
- Londoners Pledge Their Firstborn Child For Wi-Fi, Because, Seriously, Always Read The Small Print
- Satellite Photos Of The Aral Sea Drying Up, Year After Year, Are Jarring
- Most Hilarious Live TV Moments Of 2014 Because The World Is Awful And You Need To Laugh – VIDEO
- Mitt Romney Hints He'll Run For President, Again, And It's Not The Worst Idea
- CNN's John Berman Says "Any Way You Slice It" Three Separate Times During Beheading Broadcast
- Congress Wants Secret Service Practicing "Overwhelming Force," Completely Missing The Point
- Donald Trump Honors Serial Killers Fred & Rose West By Mistake, Promptly Threatens To Sue
- The Umbrella Is Hong Kong's Symbol Of Peaceful Resistance, And They're Everywhere — PHOTOS
- NFL Punishes Husain Abdullah For Mid-Game Muslim Prayer, Because It Wasn't Tebowing
- White House Intruder Omar Gonzalez Made It Way Further Inside Than We Thought
- Warning Labels On E-Cigarettes Are Scarier Than Tobacco Labels, But Not For The Reason You'd Think
- Mormon Women's Feminist Retreat Proves There's Room for Change in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- Bill Clinton's Solution To Income Stagnation Is Simple And Kind Of Perfect
- Bob Dylan Lyrics In Science Articles? You Can Thank Two Sneaky Swedish Scientists For That One
- How To Post & Comment On Ello, Because It's Harder Than It Should Be
- Rep. Lamar Smith's Pun-Filled Rant On Federal Bike Research Is, Well, One Way To Make Your Point
- 113-Year-Old Time Capsule Discovered In Boston, and Here Are 10 Things I'd Put in a 2014 Capsule
- Photos Of Hong Kong's Fierce Occupy Central Protests Will Take Your Breath Away
- #GamerGate Trolls Harassed Zoe Quinn For Weeks, But She Says She Won't Stop Fighting
- Will Jodi Arias Get The Death Penalty? Her Sentencing Retrial Is Nearly Here
- California's "Yes Means Yes" Policy Paves The Way For Real, Decisive Change
- The U.S. Military's Open Letter To Fox News' "Boobs On The Ground" Hosts Is Perfect
- Why Is Hong Kong Protesting? Your Questions About What's At Stake, Answered
- Hannah Graham Case Linked To 2009 Murder Of Virginia Tech Student Morgan Harrington
- Watch John Oliver Hail Narendra Modi As The Gold Standard Of Visiting World Leaders — VIDEO
- The IUD Is The Birth Control Method To Beat, Pediatricians Say. Why'd It Take So Long?
- Emma Watson's #HeForShe UN Speech Inspires Taylor Swift And 5 Other Amazing Reactions
- Wannabe Brazil President's Homophobic Rant On Live TV Thankfully Secures His Loss
- Grindr's Warning That Egypt Uses It For Anti-Gay Sting Operations Is Horrifying
- Ferguson Releases Michael Brown Case Files For The Small Fee Of $135 An Hour
- 9 Ways Your Job Is Possibly Trying to Kill You, As If You Didn't Know That Already
- Cups at the CIA Starbucks Have No Names, Because Its Undercover Customers Don't Like It
- President Obama Admits U.S. Underestimated ISIS in 60 Minutes Interview, and That's Worrying
- Hong Kong's Pro-Democracy Protests Teargassed by Police, But They're Still Going Strong
- Comcast Will Fix Terrible Customer Service, In "a Few Years," At Least
- Shooting At Miami Nightclub, The Spot, Leaves 15 Injured, & Motives Are Unclear
- Ebola Vaccine May Value Speed Over Ethics As The Virus Continues To Spread
- Brooklyn Mailman Hoards 40,000 Letters & Packages Over The Course Of Nine Whole Years
- Brigham Young University Bans Beards, & 5 Other Bizarre Things Banned By Schools
- New Breast Cancer Drug Perjeta From Roche Is "Unprecedented" In Extending Lives, Just In Time For Awareness Month
- The iPhone 6 Will Protect You From The NSA — 4 Pros And Cons From The Encryption
- Ferguson Police Officer Shot In The Midst Of Reignited Protests
- 'SNL' Tackles NFL Abuse Controversy In Season Opener & It Is Spot On — VIDEO
- Potato Salad Kickstarter Campaign Hosts PotatoStock 2014, Because This Is How You Fundraise
- Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Men Delay Flight Because They Won't Sit Next To Women
- First Photos Of Chelsea Clinton's Daughter Charlotte Are Beautiful — PHOTOS
- Japanese Volcano Mount Ontake Erupts, Trapping Dozens Of Hikers
- The "Midnight Scoop" Is How You Should Have Been Scooping Ice-Cream Your Whole Life
- The Acne-Treating Spruce App Is The Latest Frontier In Telemedicine
- Ferguson Police Are Banned from Wearing "I am Darren Wilson" Bracelets, Thank God
- Nashville Teens Escape Woodland Hills Again After "Overpowering" The Guards
- Chelsea Clinton Gives Birth to Baby Charlotte, Twitter Goes Nuts
- 'The Sims 4' Money Hacks Will Have Your Sims Rolling In Simoleans
- The "Republicans Are People Too!" Campaign Is A Passionate Answer To A Question Nobody Asked
- The U.K. Approves Anti-ISIS Airstrikes, Joining A Handful Of U.S. Allies To Combat The Threat
- Feds File Transgender Workplace Discrimination Lawsuit For The First Time In History
- The BlackBerry Passport Phone Is As Square As American Cheese, And Strangely Brilliant
- GOP's Women-Focused "Dating Profile" Ad Condescendingly Compares Obama to a Bad Boyfriend
- Space Pioneer Yelena Sorova Shut Down Sexism At A Press Conference In An Amazing Way — VIDEO
- Where Is Eric Frein? The Two-Week Manhunt Is Heating Up And, Slowly, Narrowing Down
- American Airlines Blocks LGBT Websites From Its Wi-Fi, But Isn't Exactly Sure How
- 3 Reasons Kim Jong-un Could Be Missing, Including A So-Called Downfall By Cheese
- Cuba's Che Guevara Cologne Has Hints Of Citrus And Marxist Revolutionary
- Pennsylvania Rape Victim Was Blamed For Leaving Her Door Unlocked — By The State
- #LeadOnLeave Campaign Advocates for Paid Leave In The United States, and It's About Time
- Ferguson Police Chief Joins Protest March, Which Doesn't Exactly Go Down Well
- How Leah Torres, OB-GYN, Battles Anti-Choice Misinformation on Twitter
- The "Drink Meter" App Is The Most Informative Drinking Buddy You'll Ever Have
- ISIS Executioner "Jihadi John" Identified by FBI, But We Don't Know Who He Is Yet
- Half Of HIV+ Gay And Bisexual Men Aren't Taking The Drugs That Could Save Their Lives
- Fox News' Eric Bolling Calls Female Pilot "Boobs On The Ground" Because Women Have Boobs & Fox Doesn't Have Brains
- Groundhog-Dropping Bill de Blasio’s Legacy Will Now Be... Gopher Day
- State Farm Pulls Rob Schneider Ads Over His Anti-Vaccination Views, Which Aren't Exactly New
- iPhone #Bendgate Memes By BlackBerry, Pringles, LG, And Everybody Else With A Computer Will Make Your Day
- Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson Apologizes To Everybody, Weeks Too Late
- Ello Looks Like A Hipster Tumblr And Acts Like An Ad-Free Facebook
- Dick Cheney Slams Obama's ISIS-Ferguson "Comparison" That Wasn't Actually A Comparison
- Dartmouth's StudentLife App Wants To Save Your Grades By Tracking Your Every Move
- Why Lena Dunham Votes (And Why You Should, Too)
- ISIS Planning U.S. & Paris Subway Attacks, Says Iraq Prime Minister Haider al-Abadi
- The Falcon Luxury iPhone 6 Costs $48 Million, Because Giant Diamonds And Sparkles! — PHOTOS
- Latest U.S.-Led Airstrikes Target ISIS' Funding, A.K.A. Their Oil Refineries In Syria
- Eric Holder Is Resigning, But Who Will Succeed Him As Attorney General?
- Why Are Mass Shootings Only Increasing? One Possible Reason: A Cycle Of Copycat Incidents
- South Carolina State Trooper Shoots Unarmed Black Man Levar Jones, Gets Caught on Dashcam — VIDEO
- KLM's Sherlock The Beagle Will Help You Find Your Lost Phone — VIDEO
- Hannah Graham Abduction Suspect Jesse Matthew Arrested In Texas, But The Case Is Far From Closed
- Texas Tech Frat Under Investigation For Disgusting "Yes Means Anal" Banner
- Apple's Buggy iOS 8 "Fix" Is Even Worse Than iOS 8, Which Is Really Saying Something
- Who Leads ISIS? Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Deliberately Keeps Out Of The Spotlight
- Colorado's Jefferson County School District Wants a More Patriotic American History Curriculum, Groan
- Gay Conversion Therapy Is On Its Way Out Thanks to Lawmakers, Mental Health Providers, and Common Sense
- Video Of NYPD Cops Tackling Pregnant Woman To The Ground Is Disturbing
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg Says Abortion Rights Will Make A Comeback, Giving Us All Hope
- Footage Of John Crawford III Being Shot By Cops In An Ohio Walmart Has Been Released
- CVS Is Illegally Charging for Birth Control Because of a "Glitch" In the System
- 'If Nuns Ruled The World’ Spotlights The “Radical Feminist” Nuns You Should Get To Know
- More Ferguson Protests Break Out After Michael Brown's Memorial Is Mysteriously Destroyed
- Algerian ISIS Supporters Execute French Hostage On Tape, Telling ISIS "We Are With You"
- iPhone 6 Torture Testing Submits the New Gadget To Rifles, Water Drops, and Liquid Nitrogen
- 'Forbes' Op-Ed Swears Drunk Women Are Ruining Fraternities, Proving Sexism And Idiocy Are Alive And Thriving
- India's Mission To Mars Really Outdid NASA's, Racking Up Just One-Tenth Of The Cost
- Mesmerizing Iceland Cops' Instagram Page Is Kittens, Ice Cream, And Donuts Galore — PHOTOS
- Epic Butterfly-Shaped Cloud Over St. Louis Turns Out To Be... Actual Butterflies — PHOTOS
- Hannah Graham Suspect Has Been Charged With Abducting The 18-Year-Old
- President Obama Gave A "Latte Salute," & Now Some People Are Mad
- Are U.S. Airstrikes Against ISIS In Syria Legal? Russia & Iran Certainly Don't Think So
- Pennsylvania State Senator Jim Ferlo Says, "I'm Gay. Get Over It," & That's Exactly What Everyone Needs To Do
- Leonardo DiCaprio Spoke At The UN Climate Change Conference And Made Us Fall A Little More In Love With Him
- ISIS Hostage Alan Henning's Wife Begs For His Safety: "Please Release Alan"
- The iPhone 6 Plus' "Bend" Feature Wasn't Exactly Part Of Apple's Master Plan — PHOTOS
- Were Obama's Airstrikes Against ISIS In Syria Successful? It Hit Not One But Two Targets
- 8 Awesome iOS 8 Shortcuts For Your iPhone That'll, Let's Face It, Change Your Life — PHOTOS
- India Recognizes Transgender People Like Padmini Prakash, and Here Are All The Other Cultures that Celebrate Gender Diversity
- The 4chan "Ebola-Chan" Conspiracy Meme Is Tasteless And Horrifying
- iPhone 6 Hits the Chinese Black Market, So Maybe That Helps Explain the Long Lines
- The Supreme Court Pregnancy Case That Pro-Life & Pro-Reproductive Rights Groups Actually Agree On
- Ebola 2015 Predictions Are Nightmarish — Unless We Get Our Act Together, And Quick
- It's So Easy To Register To Vote Online That Even These 13 Ridiculously Easy Things Take Longer
- Your China-Processed Supermarket Chicken Won't Mention That On Its Label, Which Is A Huge Problem
- 'Rape is a Snuggle with a Struggle' T-Shirt Stirs Up Controversy in the Philippines, Obviously
- UPS Facility Shooting In Alabama Leaves 3 Dead, Including The Gunman
- Amnesty International Blasts China For Exporting "Torture Devices" All Over The World
- NIH Funds Female Lab Rats To The Tune Of $10 Million, Which They Actually Really Need
- U.S. Airstrikes Destroy ISIS Targets In Syria, And Arab Nations Are Joining The Fight
- Boys Wear Skirts To School For The Best Reason Ever
- Fox News Anchor Calls Smoking A Symbol Of Freedom And Masculinity, And Then Things Get Weirder – VIDEO
- How Is New York Protecting Itself Against ISIS & Khorasan? NYPD's Bill Bratton Explains
- St. Louis Cops' "Highly Entertaining" Michael Brown Seminar Is About As Bad As It Gets
- University of Chicago "Rape List" Names Alleged Sexual Predators on the Hyde Park Campus
- iPhone 6 Covers For Gamers That'll Take You From Aperture Science To Hyrule
- "#Flood Wall Street" Climate Activists Storm New York's Financial District — PHOTOS
- What Were 3 Missing Afghan Soldiers Doing At The Canadian Border, Anyway?
- The Hannah Graham "Person Of Interest" Fled Cops, Who Promptly Issued An Arrest Warrant
- Did Sen. Daniel Inouye Call Kirsten Gillibrand "Chubby"? Apparently, And The Details Are Even Creepier
- Miss America 2014 Kira Kazantsev Was Kicked Out of Her Sorority for Brutal Hazing
- The iOS 8 Accidental Selfie Feature Is Super Awkward, And Trust Me, I Know — PHOTOS
- American-Born ISIS Fighters Have Returned To The U.S., Official Confirms
- Multi-Purpose Prevention Technology Birth Control Could Be Your New Best Friend
- Watch John Oliver Mock Roger Goodell For His Empty, Robotic Promises On Domestic Violence — VIDEO
- Did Michael Dunn Murder Jordan Davis? This Week, A Jury Will Decide — Again
- Qatar Probably Won't Host 2022 World Cup, FIFA Official (And Everybody Else) Admits
- Padmini Prakash, India's First Transgender TV News Anchor, Marks a Step Forward for the LGBTQ Community
- What Is Khorasan? The Little-Known Terror Group Could Be A Major Threat To The West
- Apple's "Record-Shattering" iPhone Weekend Wasn't Quite That
- Rutgers Sophomore Caitlyn Kovacs Dies After Frat Party At Delta Kappa Epsilon
- Alaskan Reporter Drops F-Bomb, Quits On Live TV For Marijuana
- NASA Spacecraft MAVEN Reaches Mars Orbit After 10 Months Of Adventure — VIDEO
- Air Force Pledge Drops "God" After Atheist Controversy, and It'll Be Better This Way
- Ten Awesome Signs From People's Climate March That'll Reaffirm Your Faith in Change
- Rick Perry Suggests Joan Rivers Could've Survived Under Texas' Anti-Abortion Clinic Rules... Wait, What?
- Sierra Leone is Under Ebola Lockdown, With People Confined to Their Homes
- China Movie Theaters Project Comments On-Screen, Mid-Movie, Exasperatingly
- The Weirdest Ig Nobel Prize Winners This Year, Ranked From Strange To Flat-Out Insane
- Amazing Photos From The People's Climate March Shows How Much The Earth Really Matters
- A Special Needs Student Used As "Bait" Was Raped By A Sex Offending Teen
- Your iPhone 6 Won't Charge In The Microwave, & 4 Other Things You Shouldn't Do With Your Apple Device
- White House Intruder Carried A Knife, Secret Service Says, So Could It Have Been An Assassination Attempt?
- Thai Textbook Puts Porn Star On Its Cover By Accident, Instantly Making Math Fun
- Joe Biden On Domestic Violence: "We Can Change This Culture"
- Pennsylvania Cop-Killer Eric Matthew Frein Is On The Loose, Placing Towns On Lockdown
- John Oliver Calls Out FIFA President Sepp Blatter's "Ethics," And It's Hilarious
- #BringHannahHome Thousands Searching For Missing UVA Student Hannah Graham
- Fraternity Suspended Amid Rape Drug Allegations, and the Details Are Disturbing
- Watch a White House Gatecrasher Sprint All the Way Into the Building
- Why Don't Hope Solo's Domestic Violence Charges Matter As Much As Ray Rice's?
- Texas Court Rules Upskirt Photos Legal, and That's a Big Problem
- The Human Hamster Wheel Desk Is Now A Real Thing & Can Be Your Next DIY Project
- Twitter Solved A Philadelphia Hate Crime, Step By Careful Step
- When Will Darren Wilson Be Charged, If At All? The St. Louis Grand Jury Is Still Deciding
- 'The Sims 4' Cheats, Hacks & Tricks To Brighten Up Your Sims' Lives
- 4 Things Roger Goodell Said At His Press Conference That Actually Made Things Worse
- I Tried The iPhone 6, And It's Beautiful, Uninspired, And Way Too Big
- There Are Health Benefits of Cheese, Which Is Totally Why We've Been Eating So Much Of It
- Pope Francis' White Cap Is On eBay, If You've Got $130,000 Lying Around
- France's Airstrikes Against ISIS Make It The First U.S. Ally To Take Military Action
- The Top 20 Highest Paying Jobs for Women Are Largely In STEM Fields — Sorry, Humanities Majors
- Hateful Anti-Islam MTA Ads Are Coming To Buses & Subways, And The MTA Can't Stop Them
- "iPhone 6 vs. Skinny Jeans" Is The iPhone Parody You've Been Waiting For — VIDEO
- Clemson University Asks Students to Take a Sex Quiz as Part of Title IX Training, and it's Beyond Weird
- The White House "It's On Us" Campaign Demands A Change In Culture, Not Just Policy
- Nancy Pelosi's Selfie With Hillary Clinton & Kirsten Gillibrand Is Girl Power At Its Finest
- First iPhone 6 Owner In Australia Promptly Drops It On Live TV — VIDEO
- Photos Of JetBlue Flight 1416 Filling With Smoke & Making An Emergency Landing Are Terrifying
- A Slender Man Halloween Costume is On Sale in Waukesha, Wisconsin So I Guess We Forgot About That Attempted Murder Already [UPDATED]
- Scotland Votes "No" To Independence, Sticking With Its 300-Year Union With The U.K.
- How Debbie Wasserman Schultz Clashed With D.C.'s Gender Politics
- ‘Finding Nemo’ Could Be A True Story, Except For The Talking Fish Part
- How Does ISIS Recruit, Exactly? Its Techniques Are Ruthless, Terrifying, And Efficient
- A Blood Test for Depression Is Coming, and It Could Improve Treatment and Reduce Stigma
- Ravens' Ma'Ake Kemoeatu Retired To Donate A Kidney To His Steelers Brother, So The NFL Isn't All Bad
- Ebola Blood Has Hit The Black Market, Which Sounds Just Like Something From a Mission Impossible Movie
- Telemedicine Abortion Could Replace Terminations At Clinics, Because There Are No More Clinics
- UVA Student Hannah Graham Didn't Disappear Because She Was Drunk
- Did Putin Threaten To Invade Poland & Romania? Well, It Is Putin...
- Alternative Treatments For Addictions on The Rise; 7 Unconventional Alternatives To Rehab
- Which Apple Watch Strap Should You Buy? Seriously, The Possibilities Are Endless — PHOTOS
- When Is People's Climate March? All Your Questions On The Game-Changing Protest, Answered
- Photos of iOS 8 Glitches Prove iPhone Users Are Frustrated, Confused, And, Well, More Frustrated
- British ISIS Hostage John Cantlie Delivers A Chilling Message In ISIS' Latest Video
- Where Is "Verizon Guy" Paul Marcarelli Now? He Makes His Own Movies!
- Ben & Jerrys' Fierce Marriage Equality Stance Proves It's Good To The Core
- Crest Toothpaste Had Plastic "Microbeads" Threatening Your Teeth, But No More
- How Long Does The iPhone 6 Battery Last? Depends Which Model You Pick Up
- Guy Bets One Million On Scotland Voting "No" To Independence, Because Gamblers Love A Close Call
- Australia Foils ISIS Beheading Plot With The Country's Largest-Ever Terror Raid
- Arizona Cardinals' Jonathan Dwyer Adds To NFL's Domestic Violence Problem
- Joe Biden Uses Two Offensive Terms In Two Days, Which Might Be A New Record
- Rob Ford Diagnosed With "Rare" Cancer, Will Begin Treatment Immediately
- Kira Kazantsev's Planned Parenthood Internship Proves Our Miss America Is Fiercely Pro-Choice
- Occupy Wall Street Is 3 Years Old, And Inequality Is Here To Stay — With One Difference
- The Republican "I'm Not A Scientist!" Refrain Is Equal Parts Hilarious And Dangerous
- Netropolitan Is The Super-Exclusive, Truly Terrible "Facebook For Rich People"
- Marijuana PSA in Colorado Targets Edibles, But It Can't Be Nearly as Funny As These 15 Anti-Weed Ads
- Genius "Consume Responsibly" Weed Ads Are Empowering And Hilarious – PHOTOS
- Will Facebook's New App "Moments" Be The Latest Facebook Spin-Off Nobody Uses?
- Occidental Sexual Assault Case Raises Important Questions About Consent and Women's Sexual Agency
- The Female Winners Of MacArthur "Genius Grants" Are Your Latest, Greatest Role Models
- Adrian Peterson Dropped By Nike, Deactivated From The Vikings, And Blacklisted By Radisson
- American Mufid Elfgeeh Allegedly Armed, Funded, And Recruited For ISIS
- The Anti-Vaccination Movement In LA Has Left Many Schools Largely Unvaccinated
- ISIS' Response To Obama Is A "Flames Of War" Hollywood-Style Trailer
- The "Clue" Mansion Designed In 'The Sims 4' Is The Creepiest Place You Can (Virtually) Live In — PHOTOS
- Abortion Restrictions Under Obamacare Are Ignored By Most Providers, Federal Report Says
- Watch "Ballsy" Thomas Cantley Roll An Inflatable Testicle Across The Country — PHOTOS
- Will Rush Limbaugh's Comments On Sexual Assault End His Career? Here's Hoping
- Colombia Women's Cycling Uniforms Are Flesh-Panelled And Insane — PHOTOS
- The Pentagon Advises War Against ISIS If Airstrikes Fail... Which They Probably Will
- Republicans Think Blocking The Paycheck Fairness Act — Again — Works Out Great For Women
- UVA Student Hannah Graham, 18, Has Been Missing Since Saturday
- Why Wendy Davis’ Abortion Account in Her Memoir 'Forgetting to Be Afraid' Comes at an Important Time
- The Checky App Is The Awkward Indication Of Smartphone Addiction We All Need
- Watch An Arkansas State Footballer Fake His Own Death Mid-Game, Loses Anyway – VIDEO
- Chelsea Manning's 'Guardian' Op-Ed About ISIS Proposes A Radically Different Approach
- Ex-Auschwitz Guard Charged With 300,000 Holocaust Deaths, 70 Years Later
- Proposed Texas Textbooks Teach Climate Change As A Blameless, All-Natural Phenomenon
- Did Adrian Peterson Injure His Other 4-Year-Old Son? Depends Who You're Asking
- Obama Sends 3,000 U.S. Troops To Tackle Ebola In West Africa
- The State With The Rudest Drivers Might Just Surprise You (Because It Isn't New York)
- How Does Vasalgel Work? All Your Questions About The Male Birth Control, Answered
- Piers Morgan Vows He'll Move Over The Pond If Scotland Rejects Independence
- A "No Cell Phone Lane" In Chongqing, China Actually Exists — Sort Of
- Will Your iPhone 6 Need A New Charger? You're In Luck...
- Meet The NoPhone, The Prehistoric Prop That Might Just Change Your Life
- Adrian Peterson's Statement On Child Abuse Charges Admits He's Guilty — But Stops Short Of An Actual Apology
- Australia's Pizza Hut Offers "Free Small Animal" Deal With 10 Pizzas — Bargain...
- Hillary Clinton Hints About Running For President For, Oh, Only The Zillionth Time
- Staggering NFL Brain Injury Stats Show Another Dark Side to the Sport
- Jodi Arias' Glasses Are For Sale On eBay, And Could Be Yours For Just $500
- Cris Carter's ESPN Speech On Adrian Peterson Is Powerful And Raw — VIDEO
- Switch-Carrying Adrian Peterson Fans Show Up At Vikings Game, And All Is Lost
- Watch John Oliver Reduce Olive Garden To An "Unappealing, Barely Edible" Mess — VIDEO
- The "#Goodell Must Go" NFL Campaign Gets A Prime-Time Push
- I Played 'The Sims 4,' And It Ended My Decade-Long Journey With The Game
- Anti-ISIS Coalition Of 30 Nations Pledge To Bring It Down, Whatever It Takes
- Meet VoteTocracy, The Modern-Day Alternative To "Calling Your Congressperson"
- A Virus Spreads Through Two-Thirds Of Your Office In Hours, Science Says
- How 'The Sims' Doomed My Future Parenting Skills
- Domestic Violence In The NFL Far Outpaces Any Other Crime In The League
- ESPN's Hannah Storm Questions NFL's Domestic Violence Problem In Powerful Monologue — VIDEO
- Pope Francis Marries Cohabiting Couples, So Maybe You're Not "Living In Sin" After All
- North Korea Just Sentenced American Citizen Matthew Miller To Six Years Of Labor For Being A Tourist
- David Cameron Promises To "Destroy" ISIS After Execution Of British Citizen David Haines
- Meet The "15.0% Ice Cream Spoon," The Magic Utensil That Melts Your Scoop
- Watch "Freezerburn" Foodie Gregory Ng Quit Mid-Show After A Frozen Food Epiphany — VIDEO
- Could Oscar Pistorius Run Again? The Paralympic Committee Says Yes, But It Depends
- Anchor Dave Benton's Terminal Cancer Reveal is Heartbreaking and Inspirational All at Once
- ISIS Executes Briton David Haines, According to Its Released Video
- Billionaire Paul Allen Donating $9 Million for Ebola, and Congress Might Follow Suit
- Olive Garden Gives Away Too Many Breadsticks? Say It Ain't So!
- Criticism Of Anita Sarkeesian & "Tropes vs. Women" Comes In 4 Groundless Forms
- Groundskeeper Willie Wants Scottish Independence, So That'll Probably Clinch It — VIDEO
- GoFundMe Won't Crowdfund Your Abortion, But Anti-Abortion Fund-raising? That's Just Fine
- 9/11 Mystery Wedding Photo Is Returned to Owner After 13 Years, Thanks to Amazing Social Media Push
- Ferguson Video Shows Witness Saying Michael Brown Had His Hands Up, Unsurprisingly — VIDEO
- Adrian Peterson Got Indicted on Child Abuse Charges, So All Eyes Are on The NFL Again
- Malala Yousafzai's Suspected Shooters Were Just Arrested By Pakistan's Army
- Who Is Doug Ford? Brother Of Rob, Second-Tier Politician, Now Running For Mayor
- Arnold Schwarzenegger's Governor Portrait Erased Maria Shriver's Face, And Not Well
- Accusations That George Zimmerman Threatened To Kill A Guy Are Hardly Surprising
- 9 Famous Female Friendships We Love, Because Women (Not Diamonds) Are a Girl's Best Friend
- 7 Photos Of Zeus, The World's Tallest Dog, That'll Make You Cry & Smile At The Same Time
- Chinese Woman Born Without a Cerebellum Seems to Be Mostly Fine, Because Brains Are Amazing
- Burger King "Kuro" Black Burgers Are Coming To Japan, Complete With Black Cheese
- Vasalgel vs. The Pill: How The Breakthrough Male Birth Control Measures Up
- Planned Parenthood Delivers Birth Control To Your Door Now, And That's Not All...
- 9 Wendy Davis Quotes From 'Forgetting To Be Afraid' That'll Wow You
- When Will Oscar Pistorius Be Sentenced? The Blade Runner's Future Remains Uncertain
- How Long Will Oscar Pistorius Spend In Jail? 5 Possible Sentences
- James Foley's Mother Tells CNN The U.S. Let Her Son Down, Big-Time
- Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty of Culpable Homicide, But He's Not Going to Jail Yet
- Photos Of The Last 9/11 Rescue Dog Visiting Ground Zero Are Heartbreaking
- Ebola Survivor Kent Brantley Just Donated His Blood To Another American Victim
- Missouri Passes 72-Hour Waiting Period; The Most Restrictive Abortion Laws In America
- Watch Ted Cruz Get Booed Off Stage By An Infuriated Group Of Christians — VIDEO
- The 'Rival Survival' Senators Who Moved To A Desert Island To Stoke Bipartisanship
- Missouri Enacts 72-Hour Abortion Waiting Period: Why The Law Is Wrong, on Multiple Levels
- TimeHop's 9/11 Tribute Fail Is Far From The Worst (Fleshlight, We're Looking At You)
- How The Evidence Found Oscar Pistorius Not Guilty Of Murder
- Will NFL's Roger Goodell Resign? He Should, But Don't Hold Your Breath
- The "Yelp Bill" Just Preserved Californians' Legal Right To Leave Terrible Reviews
- Bush's Press Secretary Ari Fleischer Live-Tweets 9/11, And It's Riveting – But Leaves Out Some Details
- Olive Garden's Never-Ending Pasta Pass Spurs its Own Online Black Market, Because Linguine
- Oscar Pistorius Is Guilty — If You Ask Social Media
- Where Is Elian Gonzalez Today? He's 20 Years Old, And Fiercely Loyal To Cuba
- Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty Of Murder, But The Verdict Is Far From Over
- John McCain & Jay Carney's Fight On CNN Was Super-Surreal — VIDEO
- 12 Photos That Make You Proud To Be An American, On The 9/11 Anniversary And Every Day
- The 9/11 Death Toll Is Still Rising, 13 Years Later — And Won't Stop Anytime Soon
- What Obama's ISIS Speech Told Us — And Everything It Left Out
- Former Mets Exec Leigh Castergine Files Federal Lawsuit For Being Pregnant And Unmarried
- Did Google Lose Five Million Gmail Passwords To Hackers? Depends Who You Believe
- Did the NFL See That Ray Rice Video? You Bet They Did, A Long Time Ago
- Forget #GamerGate. Meet 4 Feminist Video Game Protagonists That'll Inspire You
- #WhyIStayed Is A Powerful Way For Domestic Violence Victims Like Janay Rice To Heal
- Denmark Offers Rehab To Extremist Fighters Returning From Syria, Without Prosecution
- LeSean McCoy Tipped 20 Cents At A Philly Restuarant, Triggering All Kinds Of Drama
- Unmarried Adults Now Outnumber Married Ones For the First Time, Because Single Ladies Are The Best
- Apple Pay Pays Off For Apple, Too — Every Single Time You Use It
- Justin Mateen, Co-founder of Tinder, Resigns Amid Sexual Harassment Complaints
- How To Extend Your iPhone Battery Life, Whether It's Brand-New Or Practically Vintage
- Women Are More Sensitive To Marijuana But Also Build Tolerance Faster, Says New Study
- Watch Jon Stewart Compare Al Qaeda To "So Done" Justin Bieber, Because... ISIS
- Florida's Oakleaf High School Publicly Shames Student for Violating Dress Code with "Shame Suit"
- Super-Deadly Spider Eggs Hide In Supermarket Bananas, And I'm Swearing Off Fruit
- Obama's Prime-Time "Destroy ISIS" Speech Will Be A Game-Changer
- Mike Tyson Calls Rob Ford "Best Mayor in Toronto History," In The Weirdest Love-Fest in History
- Internet Slowdown Day Is Here, And It's Scattering "Loading" Banners Everywhere
- Interstate 70 Shutdown Planned By Michael Brown Protesters, Because Ferguson's Not Over Yet
- New Male Birth Control, Vasalgel, Is Scheduled To Arrive In 2017 — Put It In Your Calendar, Now
- The GreenBox Pizza Box Is The Best Thing To Happen To Pizza Since Pizza
- DirecTV's NFL Ad Stars A Gay Couple "Just Like Any Other," And It's Awesome
- Hilarious Apple Watch Memes Are Already Here, Throwing Shade At Android
- The iPhone 6 vs. 6 Plus: Which Is Right For You?
- Does An Apple Watch For Left-Handed People Exist? Lefties, We've Got Bad News
- What Stores Accept Apple Pay? In Starbucks, Whole Foods, & More, Paying Just Got Easier
- Will The iPhone 6 Fit In Your Pocket? If You're A Dude, You're In Luck — Everyone Else, D'oh
- ISIS Threatens Twitter Employees For Shutting Down Its Hate-Filled Accounts
- Were Penn State's Sweeping Football Sanctions Lifted Too Soon?
- Study Finds Handsome Men Have Lower-Quality Sperm: 9 Things To Know About Hunks
- This Bored Kid Ignoring Obama & Face-Planting Into The Couch Is Our New Hero — PHOTO
- The Apple Watch Is Coming, And It's The Douchey Bluetooth Earpiece Of Our Generation
- Trade Your Ray Rice Jersey For Pizza? Great Idea, Hersh's Pizza!
- Apple Unveils 2 New iPhones: Our Live Blog
- Just Five Minutes Of Walking Per Hour Can Repair Your Arteries, So Get Moving
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