If you seriously headbanged to Wyld Stallyns, learned about Socrates from Keanu Reeves, and thought history class was totally bogus, then you're going to freak for the new Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure porn parody pictorial. Featuring adult film actresses Vuko, Lily Bergman, and Jessica Dawn, WoodRocket.com flips the gender script on our favorite time-traveling heshers to transform them into bodacious, barely clothed babes.
Cheekily titled Bill & Ted’s SEXcellent Adventure, the spread includes Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted "Theodore" Logan mugging with their telephone booth, along with sexy Genghis Khan, Napoleon Bonaparte, Abraham Lincoln, and more. If you like pop culture and/or historical simulation, look no further than this photoset for a little erotic stimulation. (Bonus points for the fact that Rufus is so incredibly hot as a woman. Who knew?)
Although still images are nice, when it comes to porn parodies, live action video can be a bit more sexciting. There's not a film in the world that can't be improved by a few hardcore scenes and a goofy, re-worked XXX title. So for those who want their hilariously sleazy spoofs to come with a blast from the past, here are three retro porn parodies to check out:
1. Edward Penishands
The name says it all. Props to the director of this classic Edward Scissorhands parody for really instilling it with that dark, moody Tim Burton feel.
2. Hot Tub Whore Machine
This recently released parody of Hot Tub Time Machine begins in a magical hot tub that whisks Vyxen Steel back to the 80's for a hot fourway. It's worth watching for the outfits alone.
3. Clerks XXX
The name might not make you chuckle, but this spoof of a Kevin Smith classic — complete with slutty Jay and Silent Bob — is definitely worth checking out.
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