8 Celebs Who Love Talking About Poop

Considering that "Do celebrities poop?" is a legitimate suggested Google search and a disturbingly frequent Yahoo! Answers question, someone has to set the record straight here. And considering that someone is about to be me, well, be prepared for some seriously hard-hitting investigative journalism about celebs and feces. Because stars not only poop, they also talk about it. And some of them talk about it a lot. In fact, some celebs love talking about poop. Isn't celebrity news just fascinating?!?!?

Thanks to the ever-present smiling poop face emoji (c'mon, you know that's your fave), it's almost like the percentage of people mentioning poop has gone up over the years — even if it is just in emoji form. I mean, just take a look at all the celeb tweets about poop (there are a lot) and all the times your fave artists admitted to doing things like accidentally "sharting" onstage (um, ew). So many celeb poop stories, so little time, amiright?! Of course, one of the best things about stars is really when they are ~just like us~, which includes getting a little overzealous in the bathroom humor department. So, without further ado, here is a grand ol' list of celebs who love chatting away about poop. You're welcome!

1. Jennifer Lawrence

Does it surprise anyone that Jennifer Lawrence is vocal about poop? No. So when she told the world via David Letterman that she "sh*t her pants" that one time... well, there you have it.

2. Mila Kunis

Fun fact: Mila Kunis once spent a solid five minutes of an interview talking about poop. Watch it above.

3. Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran didn't shy away from telling an interviewer he once "sharted" onstage. And because the three little letters "TMI" don't exactly register for him, he just kept on tellin' the story even after the reporter was all like, "You can probably stop talking now." Keep on doin' you, Ed Sheeran.

4. Kristen Wiig

When Kristen Wiig spoke at the Elle Women in Hollywood gala, she started off her speech with something incredibly profound. "I do want to say something from the heart, something actually kind of serious and truthful," she started. "I have not pooped in four days — four days!"

5. Rita Ora

Rita Ora, on the other hand, had the complete opposite problem as Kristen Wiig. And then Beau Brooks from the Janoskians got in on it, too. Lovely.

6. Megan Fox

Fox has has some bathroom habits that are pretty effing vile. Still, she has no problem talking about them, like when she revealed that she'll sometimes forget to flush the toilet. "Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush,'" she admitted to FHM. Maybe that makes her hotter, who knows.

7. Niall Horan

Of course One Direction are open books when it comes to bodily functions.

8. Justin Timberlake

Remember that time Justin Timberlake wore a poop emoji mask to Taylor Swift's 25th birthday party? Never forget.

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