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Kim's New Baby Is In Line For Kris Jenner's Throne

by Nicole Pomarico

Although the opinion is pretty fairly split on people who are obsessed with the Kardashians and those who absolutely hate them, I've always loved them, without shame. But even I can admit that these people absolutely love the spotlight, and nobody loves it more than the family's matriarch, Kris Jenner. Anyone who has seen even a few episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians can attest to that, especially if it's one where she cries because people aren't paying enough attention to her. And it's hard not to notice that Kris has also managed to raise a gaggle of children who love fame, too. But now that Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West have welcomed their second child, where does that new baby fall in line to the Kris Jenner throne? I have just a few words for you, buddy: You have a long time to wait.

Just like in the royal family where Princess Charlotte has quite a few people in front of her before she would become queen, certain Kardashians would have to bite the dust (or retire someplace expensive, far away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi) for the new Kardashian-West to take Kris Jenner's place — if she ever let that happen, of course.

Here's the line to the Kris Jenner throne, from first in line all the way to the end.

1. Kim Kardashian

Kim clearly learned everything she knows from her mom. She has a phone game based on her own life with exact recreations of her outfits. She published a book of her own selfies . Is that enough proof that Kim is Princess of Fame and Attention while her mom is the queen?

2. Kylie Jenner

Kylie loves being talked about or she wouldn't update her Instagram as often as she does. Between her high-profile relationship with Tyga and her very own line of hair extensions, I'd say that Kylie is definitely growing up to be a mini Kris — and I could totally see her reigning over her own children on a KUWTK spinoff someday.

3. Khloé Kardashian

Khloé's more low-key than Kim, but definitely more out there than Kourtney. After all, she does go on Twitter rants pretty often. And when she's in a relationship, she typically isn't shy about posting on social media about it.

4. Kendall Jenner

I can never decide if Kendall just commands attention because she's Kendall, or if it's because she wants it. But let's put it this way: Nobody becomes a Victoria's Secret Angel because they hate fame. She obviously has an awesome career ahead of her, and a lot of that is because of Kris, so knowing where to find the spotlight isn't always a bad quality, especially when you're looking for it.

5. Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney's probably the most laid back of her sisters, and being a mom seems to have caused her to chill way out. She's not over emotional, she doesn't do anything for attention (except for the stuff that's part of the package deal of being a Kardashian), and mostly, it seems like she just likes hanging out with her kids. Would she ever turn down a spinoff of her own, though? I bet she wouldn't.

6. Mason Disick

Although his fellow Kards kids are definitely hams, Mason is the hammiest of them all — and in the most adorable ways possible. I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to be a comedian or an actor when he gets older.

7. Penelope Disick

Penelope is adorable, loves dressing up, and has a pretty famous squad of tots, but I don't think she's actually seeking the attention she gets (except for in the normal way most toddlers like attention). That just comes with the territory of being that fabulous.

8. North West

She said it herself, guys. Paparazzi? No thanks.

9. Kim & Kanye's New Baby

Being that this baby just now exists, it's hard to say what kind of attention the baby will enjoy as he gets older. However, being born to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian? A little of that is going to be hereditary.

10. Rob Kardashian

He's been MIA for what seems like forever now, and it's obvious he's done with the reality show life — and probably fame as a whole.

11. Reign Disick

I always forget about Reign, because Kourtney Instagrams Mason and Penelope far more often (and probably because he's still so little). Obviously, he isn't into this lifestyle he's been born into. Maybe he and Rob can go hang out somewhere that front facing cameras don't exist?

Good luck climbing that ladder, Mini Kanye. You have a long way to go if you ever want to snatch that crown from Grandma Kris.

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