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Piss Off Trump With This Drumpf Swag

by Melissa Cruz

If you've already gotten your Make Donald Drumpf Again hat, made famous by the awesome roasting of the GOP front-runner on Last Week Tonight, you may be looking at what else you can buy to piss off The Donald. John Oliver created the viral saying after looking back through Trump's family history and finding out that the businessman's ancestors originally had the last name Drumpf, stripping him of his famous moniker. Oliver then stamped the phrase onto an all too familiar red trucker hat, much like the one that Trump wears with his campaign slogan "Make America Great Again." But better yet, you can now Make Donald Drumpf Again with shirts, pillows, and mugs.

Many of these products are made by local artists, so a lot of these items would keep up with Oliver's "at cost" scheme. The idea was to sell Last Week Tonight's hats for the same price they were created, thereby not turning a profit (which, in turn, would piss off Trump, whose solitary goal in life seems to be making money, and a lot of it). So if annoying the GOP front-runner wasn't enough, you could at least be confident in the fact that the proceeds are going to help out an Etsy artist, for instance.

So here's a look at some products that will help keep the Drumpf dream alive:

1. Drumpf Mug

Nothing like getting rid of the morning blues by sipping your coffee with the wonderful knowledge that you may have succeeded in annoying Trump. Sold on Amazon, this mug is worth the $10-price tag.

2. Drumpf Bracelet

Available on Etsy, this bracelet is made of brass with the word "Drumpf" hand-stamped onto it. With its sheen and lightweight design, this is for the anti-Trump person who may want to look a little more classy about it.

3. Drumpf Poster

This Drumpf poster, available off of Amazon, perfectly replicates the logo Oliver used on Last Week Tonight. It recently dropped down to under $3, so get it while it lasts!

4. Drumpf Pillow

Curling up with Drumpf for a nap has never been better. Available from Redbubble, this throw pillow even has the classic angry Trump face printed on it.

5. Drumpf Shirt

This Drumpf shirt, sold on Etsy, features Trump with gold letters spelling out his new nickname. The bright lettering is reminiscent of the gold Sharpie Trump apparently uses to sign his legal documents.

6. Drumpf Car Decal

Show off your indecision regarding the election, aside from the fact that you know you'll vote for anyone but Donald Drumpf. This car decal, also sold through Etsy, would make for a great conversation piece in any parking lot.

7. Drumpf Pin

Add to your collection with this Drumpf pin on Etsy. No frayed jean jacket or messenger bag required.

So for those addicted to both angering Trump and shopping, it seems like there is an endless supply of Drumpf things to buy. Happy shopping!

Images: MugBros, Robin Hood Merchandise/Amazon; TheCuratedGiftShop, CannibalTees, HumaniteaseStudio, BigMeanPunk/Etsy; RedBubble.com