Schwartz & Katie Of 'Pump Rules' Have Set A Date

Get out your planners and circle the eighth month of this year, fellow Pump fiends, because we have another Vanderpump Rules wedding to celebrate. (And by “celebrate,” I mean “stare at the cast members’ social media accounts until they share pics from the reception and wish we were a part of it.”) In a new interview with E! News, Pump Rules star Katie Maloney revealed she and Tom Schwartz set a wedding date, and will get married this August.

The bride-to-be went on to add that now that they've picked a date and a location, the Bubbas can move on to "the fun part of planning of like colors and who's going to be my bridesmaids and all of that.” However, the Pucker & Pout cofounder did not answer the one question that's nagged at me ever since Gordo Vonfriendenheimer’s dad got down on one knee and cracked open that light up ring box: Will the Schwartz and Maloney nuptials be featured on the fifth season of Vanderpump Rules? Here I thought Maloney might drop a clue about whether or not a TomKat wedding special is in the cards, but no such luck. And so the wait continues.

In the interim, why don't we consider the following objective, indisputable, and relevant facts:

• Pump Rules was picked up for a fifth season.
• The fifth season is slated to premiere later this year.
• The past seasons of Pump Rules filmed during the late spring and summer months.
• Katie and Schwartz's wedding will happen this August.
• August is a summer month.
• Bravo has never been one to shy away from a wedding episode.
• I would be bummed out if a Katie and Schwartz wedding episode did not happen.
• Pump Rules has yet to bum me out.

All signs point to a TomKat wedding special, right? Right? Riiiiiiight?!?!

...Oops, I really shouldn't let my hopes and dreams and wishes spiral out of control.

Bravo cameras or not, I am so happy for the Bubbas and their big day.

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