Name a film, TV show, or cultural phenomenon, and there's probably a porn parody of it. The adult industry has a knack for injecting sex into seemingly unsexy things, whether it's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton facing off during the presidential election. (FYI, those parodies are called Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles and ZZ Erection Part 1, for the perversely curious.)
Truly nothing is off limits for a spoof, and the past few years have given us, in no particular order, a Bob's Burgers porn parody, a Ronda Rousey porn parody, a Pokémon Go porn parody, plenty of horror porn parodies, and even a Seinfeld porn parody.
In WoodRocket's latest video, porn stars are asked what their dream porn parody would be, and their answers offer a unique window into their personalities. Some choose action adventure spoofs or adult versions of children's films, while others go the musical route, prompting a question I have personally always asked: Why aren't there more pornographic musicals? Like, if there isn't a Cats or Les Miserables porn parody, can someone please make one?
Here are just a few of the spoofs that adult entertainers wish they could star in:
1. A Barbie Parody — Harley Jade
She's the bombshell so many little girls idolize, and a perfect fit for porn with those unreal measurements. If Harley Jade has her way, we'll get an anal Barbie extravaganza.
2. A Wonder Woman Parody — Marley Brinx
Marley Brinx is Wonder Woman for Halloween each year, so her ideal spoof would star the Amazonian superheroine known by day as Diana Prince.
3. A Game of Thrones Parody — Amarna Miller
Game of Thrones is nearly pornographic already, what with the constant stream of naked babes. As a big fan of the series, Amarna Miller just really just wants the world to see Jon snow on her.
4. Harley Quinn — Leya Falcon
Leya Falcon is down to play DC Comics super villain Harley Quinn in a porn parody because she's admittedly "crazy" like her, and Trillium notes she's similarly drawn to the pigtailed badass because Harley and her have "a lot of similar personality flaws."
5. Phantom of the Opera — Anna Bell Peaks
Finally, the musical porn parody all theatre nerds want to see! Thank you, Anna Bell Peaks.
6. Woodstock — Kassondra Raine
You wouldn't even need a pornified name to make an X-rated spoof of the classic rock 'n' roll festival. Kassondra Raine is stoked to star in an adult version of Woodstock — as long as she gets to hook up with Jimi Hendrix.
Check out the WoodRocket video here.
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