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North Peed On Him. On Vogue.

by Mallory Schlossberg

Tired of hearing about Kimye's Vogue cover? Don't tire out just yet. Famous baby and forever butt of baby name jokes North West peed on Kanye during the shoot! Now do you look at the cover and think, "well, Kanye. In this conspicuous and much reviled moment in pop culture, you have had your baby urinate on you."

Kim spoke to Seth Meyers about the much-talked aboutand very much vilified (even by celebrities, like Sarah Michelle Gellar!) — photo shoot when she appeared on Late Night. She gave some details about her kid's spill: "North peed on him right at that moment and he was trying to tell me and I couldn't really hear him. I had to get up and clean her off, clean him off. It's a good memory." HAHAHA. That's great. Was it a message North was trying to send to her Dad, like stop while you can! This may be Vogue, but you're about to get some serious hate from the media! Or was she saying, here is my baby pee, verifying that, why yes, this does mark the descent of culture as we know it.

But despite the fact that she had to clean up her baby, she felt like a star...a writing star, that is, which is certainly guffaw-inducing. "Honestly, I felt like the real-life Carrie Bradshaw," she said. "It was like the Sex and the City moment where you're doing a shoot for Vogue and trying on wedding gowns." Does she not know that the fictional Bradshaw is a writer, not a sex-tape or reality star? The two couldn't be further apart. While Bradshaw also was undeniably a fashionista, she stood for so much more than just her Manolo Blahniks.

You can watch the entire interview with Meyers here. Unfortunately, Kanye wasn't there to comment on North West's very un-Vogue moment, but you can watch Kim spill (pun intended!) the details about baby North's spill on her husband-to-be.