Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Breasts

Celebrities, they really are just like us! I mean, they're bonkers beautiful, ridiculously rich, and their beautiful faces are all over everything. But they are, after all, still humans, which means they've got qualms with their bodies just like the rest of us. Yes, even Kate Upton. And yes, even Kate Upton's boobs.

Kate Upton may be famous in large part due to her body, her breasts in particular — she is a model, after all, and one most known for her presence in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Like the vast majority of the breast-having population of womanity, though, Upton sometimes wishes she could exchange some of her more noticeable parts for a different model.

I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up. But the grass is always greener, as they say!

I have no doubt that some out there would respond to a quote like this with some claim that it makes Upton ungrateful for the...assets that made her famous.

But most women with large breasts can attest to the fact that they can be quite the hassel, from the public stares (which I'm sure can get exhausting even if you are a model), to the sheer difference in the ways clothes fit. In fact, I don't think I've ever talked to a large-breasted woman about the topic of her anatomy without one of those hassels coming up — in fact there's a very popular comic about that very thing. Upton's not exempt from that just because people like to throw her into anti-gravity situations because of what's located in that area.