Idea of 'RHONY' Wedding Spinoff Makes Us Stabby

Honestly? No thanks. Between Housewives' Bethenny Frankel's TV wedding to Kim Zolciak's to Tamra Barney's to NeNe Leakes', the last thing we need is another damn Bravo wedding spinoff. Real Housewives of New York City cast member LuAnn de Lesseps, though, would beg to differ, darling. WetPaint caught up with the insanely pretentious reality star and discussed how things are going with her boyfriend, Ratatouille, and whether or not she'd actually consider marrying a Pixar character.

Believe it or not, LuAnn does want to wed her cartoon character of a boyfriend, Jacques — she says they're really happy together and that she'd like to "get hitched."

But anyone who's watched LuAnn on the show over the years knows that she's not really in love with Jacques. First of all, she cheated on him in St. Barths with a Johnny Depp pirate lookalike, and second of all, the only thing LuAnn truly loves is status. Well, status, and Native American jewelry. Or as LuAnn might say: Indians who go woo-woo-woo-woo, jewelry.

It's pretty clear that the only reason the former Countess wants to get married is to have her very own Bravo wedding spinoff. She can't be the only plebeian without one! Even though she says she's waiting for the ring before thinking about a TV wedding, there's no doubt that LuAnn has already pitched her own "royal wedding" to the network, and since Andy Cohen hands those shows out like candy, it's probably only a matter of time before this hits the air.

Let's just hope she doesn't sing at her reception. The world can only handle so much injustice.