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'Game of Thrones' "Oathkeeper" Looks Intense

by Mallory Schlossberg

Hello, Westeros fans. If you're like me and you can't wait for the next episode of Game of Thrones , then here's something that will moderately satiate your appetite for the Seven Kingdoms. We've got a look at pictures from the next episode of Game of Thrones — and that means it's my favorite time of the day besides happy hour — PREDICTION TIME!

So! We already know that shit's been crazy in Westeros since King Joff is apparently not immune to poison (in other words, spoiler alert: he's dead). Tyrion is in jail for allegedly killing that obnoxious nugget as he has been accused by Cersei who got raped by her brother-love Jaime who we don't like anymore and still only has one hand. Oh, yeah! Daario also entered a life-or-death contest with a hostile citizen of Mereen in hopes of winning the heart slash bed of Danaerys, and then he continued to be suave by pissing on the ground in public AS HEARTTHROBS DO. Danaerys gave more Braveheart speeches because that's just what she does. Also, Sansa's on a boat with the ever-creepy mustachioed Littlefinger. I'm sure as hell she's not singing this song.

So that's the short list what's going on in Westeros.

But that's last week. As for this week, it looks like we'll be dealing with characters who are more peripheral to Joff's murder. We can gather that Danaerys & Co are going to continue their very slow, but ass-kicking nonetheless, mission towards the Iron Throne (dragons please?).

And some more friend-zoning of Ser Jorah.

We're also in for some of Bran's visions and more of Isaac Hempstead-Wright's hair.

But will Bran actually bring us any closer to Jon Snow? And what would Hodor say?

Well, Hodor.

It looks like we're in for some fun times with Brienne of Tarth in this episode, too. Hopefully she and Jaime will have a scene together, and maybe she will yet again bring out his redeeming qualities, even though he very well may be a lost cause.

Judging by the photo below, it looks like he's in for some pensive alone time, since he, too, may very well know that he's now got as much as worth as his missing hand.

Hopefully, we'll have some more cringe-inducing interactions between Sansa and Littlefinger and some more of my favorite fun-time duo, The Hound and Arya. And what about Jon Snow and his Wildling ex-love? And how's Gilly faring in that brothel that Sam totally should not have taken her to? SO MANY FEELINGS.

We'll have to wait a couple more days to find out what's really going down in Westeros this week. Be sure to watch the fourth episode of Season 4 of Game of Thrones on Sunday — 'cause otherwise, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.

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