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How Many Times Did She Just Say "See You Inside!"

by Lindsay Mannering

On the Season 10 premiere of Andi Dorfman's Bachelorette, we had the standard parade of suitors in good lookin' suits. The 25 guys stepped out of that limo, or from behind it, or out from a golf cart, and did their best to impress the young lawyer. And while I tried to concentrate on their professions, or their gimmicks, all I could hear, over and over and over again, was Andi's southern voice say, "I'll see you inside!", and "I'm a hugger!" The first three times it was cute, but by man 23 and 24, I was ready to rip those sequins off her dress and shove them in my ears.

So, how many times did she say the two phrases? Let's take a look.

Marcus and Andi: 1 "See you inside!"; 1 "I'm a hugger!" reference.

Chris and Andi: Goose eggs on both.

JJ and Andi: 0.5 JJ says, "I feel giddy inside." Close! Zero mentions of hugging, if you can believe it.

Marquel and Andi: 1 "See you inside!", negatory on the hugs.

Tasos and Andi: 1 "See you inside!", nothing in terms of the hugging.

Cody and Andi: 2 "See you insides!", nothing about bodies on bodies.

Steven and Andi: 1 "See you inside!", no mention of embracing.

Rudie and Andi: 1 "See you inside!", 3 mentions of hugs! Three! THREE.

Carl and Andi: 2 "See you insides!", 2 references to hugging! We're warmin' up.

Jason and Andi: 2 "See you insides!", nothin' with dem hugs.

Nick V. and Andi: 1 "See you inside!", 1 hug mention. Solid.

Dylan and Andi: 2 "See you insides!", nothing with the huggies.

Patrick and Andi: 1 "See you inside!", no hugs. Sad face.

Emil and Andi: 1 "See you inside", no hug. Was she getting tired of talking about hugs?

Brett and Andi: 1 "See you inside!", 1 hug reference! And we're back with the hugs!

Craig and Andi: 1 ... "See you in a little bit!" SHE SWITCHED IT UP! And 2 hug mentions. Whoa.

Ron and Andi: 1 "See you inside!", no mention of hugs.

Bradley and Andi: 1 "See you inside!", again with the no hugs.

Josh B. and Andi: 1 "See you inside!", not one mention of arm in arm contact.

Nick S. and Andi: Zero for both! WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

Brian and Andi: 2 "I'll see you insides!", nothin' else.

Andrew and Andi: 2 "I'll see you insides!", no hug mention.

Mike and Andi: 2 "I'll see you insides!", nothin' hug related!

Eric and Andi: 2 "I'll see you insides!", nope with the hug talk

Josh M. and Andi: 1 "I'll see you insides!", zero mention of hugs.

So! If we're going to judge by these two platitudes, how does it add up? Well, if the "I'll see you insides!" and the mentions of hugging are nervous twitches, which means she's uncomfortable, then Rudie is doomed, and Chris is going to take this thing all the way.

As for the rest of you, I'll see you inside! I'm a hugger.

Ugh, it's infiltrated my brain.

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