8 Best Moments From Season 1 Of 'OINTB'

If you somehow didn't know (and shame on you if you didn't) Season 2 of Orange Is The New Black premieres June 6th. And, thanks to our dear friend and binge-watching enabler, Netflix, we get the whole whopping Season at once. While we can't possibly imagine how Season 2 of Orange is the New Black can get any better than the original, the powers that be have promised us that they've tried and okay, we sorta, kinda have to believe them. Especially so, considering the INSANE teaser trailer they released that makes June 6th feel like it's a year away rather than only five agonizing days.

So, in honor of everyone's favorite prison dramedy (I'm taking the liberty of generalizing that, yes) we've cooked up a list of some of the best moments which make OITNB so damn great. Confession: We would've liked to include every moment because they're all fantastic, but for the sake of time and energy, we had to prioritize. We hope this gets you as excited as we are to sit in the darkness for thirteen hours in front of our television screens with a quilt, a nice glass of pinot, and Seamless on standby. Hey, a girl's gotta eat.

EVERY MOMENT IN WHICH PIPER WAS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF HOW PRETENTIOUS SHE WAS BEING

Taylor Swift Ass Motherfucker.

CRAZY EYES WAXING POETIC

"Why do they call me Crazy Eyes?" Oh Suzanne, how we love thee.

ANY AND ALL TIMES TAYSTEE WAS BEING SASSY

ODDLY SENTIMENTAL OFFERS OF COMFORT

It was actually beef and noodles night, but it's the thought that counts...

RARE INSTANCES OF VULNERABILITY

TWO WORLDS COLLIDING — AND GETTING ALONG

WHEN YOU BEGAN TO RELATE TO THE INMATES

WHENEVER THE LADIES BREAK IT DOWN

We could list a million more of our favorite OITNB moments, but we hope these will be enough to tide you over till June 6th. Hang in there, people.

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