Sandy's Got News For You!

A girl after our own heart. We're not surprised that Spike's Decade of Hotness winner, Sandra Bullock has ageless humor to match her ageless "hotness." Rumors have been swirling since March about Captain America star Chris Evans and Sandra Bullock's alleged romance. I can't help but admit that I'd totally support this couple. So, are they dating? Bullock addressed the dating rumors on Entertainment Tonight in the most Sandy way possible and we officially love her even more.

People reported that 49-year-old Gravity star, when asked about her romance with Evans, told ET, "You guys are a little behind." And launched into a Hollywood relationship-mocking joke, claiming that she and the 32-year-old Captain America actor had already gotten married and separated by now. So, did they "consciously uncouple," too? (I just couldn't resist — sorry, everyone.) Bullock joked on the show:

We filed for divorce, and I hope everyone can respect our privacy. But we're going to remain friends and share responsibility of the farm animals we've taken on, because you just can't abandon the animals.

If anyone can riff on the rise and fall of a celebrity relationship with hilarious ease, it's Sandra Bullock. But, seriously, is she dating Captain America or what? Evans and Bullock were first spotted together in March 2014 while at a restaurant with a group of friends in West Hollywood. And we all know that Chris Evans has had a celebrity crush on Bullock since childhood — the actor revealed that he kept a poster of Sandy on his bedroom wall in a 2012 interview with Details.

Is this Bullock's way of Gracie Hart-ing herself into getting some privacy while she works through her feelings for Evans? Hopefully their courtship is going a little something like this:

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