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The Hair in this Movie Is the Real Sin

by Rachel Semigran

If you're in the mood for hyper-violent comic-inspired sexuality, have we got just the thing for you! The trailer for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is here and it's got all the KER-SMASH power you've come to expect from the Robert Rodriguez franchise. The original Sin City was a sleeper hit that took the box office by surprise back in 2005 and now it's back with a vengeance and some seriously bad hair. I'm talking worse than American Hustle hair. There are perms featured in this trailer, people, PERMS. And for a man who makes bald so damn sexy, it's just a travesty what they've done to Bruce Willis.

But fear not, Jessica Alba does at least rock a fierce ombre and our boy Joseph Gordon-Levitt does enough brooding to distract you from all the ladies dancing around in their underwear. In fact, he's so moody that he kiiiiinda sounds a little like that bat fella he worked with in The Dark Knight Rises. Anywho, we at least know we can depend on him to be one of the few good guys in the sea of baddies this movie is bound to unleash.

If you don't like the sound of jaws cracking, Josh Brolin smashing the skulls of his enemies, or a film title that ends in a preposition, then I suggest you save your stomach. But if you're into that kind of stuff, by all means, enjoy!