Here's the Story of a Lovely Lannister...

Wil Wheaton is probably the most consistently adorable internet-person on the planet. From his show about tabletop games to his tweets about social justice, he rivals George Takei and Patrick Stewart for "Best Ex-Trek Actor On Twitter." And Wednesday he decided to defend that title with an original contribution to Game of Thrones fan art. Wheaton unveiled his Brady Bunch-Game of Thrones title mashup on his show, The Wil Wheaton Project, in an attempt to fill the gap between the fourth and fifth seasons of the show.

In case they're difficult to understand, here are the first few lyrics of Will's Franken-theme, "Here's the story of a lovely lady, who was bringing up three kids, one a pest. He had hair of gold, like his uncle, because of incest." By the time they introduce House Stark, it's already gotten crazy, which is almost too perfect for a mashup of the most perfect blended family, and the bloodiest. Listen for the words "dick" and "screw" for extra points in this abrupt look at the GoT family. You may even want to give it a few listens if you're missing the zany characters of Westeros, but don't hold your breath for a "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha" episode starring Joffrey.

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