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Madonna's Kid Is Pretty Much the Cutest

by Nicole Fabian-Weber

Madonna's 18-year-old daughter, Lourdes Leon, is an enigma in the sense that she's just so normal. Like, weirdly normal. Sure, Leon was caught smoking a few years ago (what high schooler didn't try that?!), but by and large, the teen has managed to stay out of both trouble and the limelight for most of her life. And she's positively adorable to boot.

Lady Madge's daughter recently penned a blog post where she waxed poetic about being at the end of high school, and the mother of all dances: prom. We are hard-pressed to find a celebrity child who is cuter, friends. In her post, Leon wrote:

A week before graduation I attended the classic party every American teenager goes to despite the really bad music – this is known as prom. What can I say? Those of you who have been probably know exactly what I’m talking about. Of course I had a beautiful time but I’ll attribute that to the fact that I partied with my awesome friends all night.

She also likened the current climate in New York to "being inside a fat man's sock," which, for all intents and purposes, is pretty accurate. "You know when u get that permanent sweaty upper lip… kind of disgusting I know, but don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about," Lourdes wrote. I can't be the only person finding this kid adorable, right? Who would expect to hear about sweaty upper lips from Madonna's daughter?

Adorable. And like a breath of fresh air when compared to some other celebrities' kids. Also cool? It looks like Leon is heading off to University of Michigan, her mom's alma mater (of one year), come fall. Prom talk, sweaty upper lip issues, and a good school in her future? Seriously, people, what's not to like about this girl. Congrats, Lourdes!

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