Larry David, when will you learn? No one cared about Clear History, and no one cares about your new Broadway play Fish In the Dark — can you just cut the bullshit and write a new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, like you literally just said last month you want to do ? WHY MUST YOU TORTURE US, LARRY DAVID?!
OK, maybe they care a little about Fish In the Dark . I personally can and will admit that it sounds at least intriguing — Larry David on Broadway in a production that isn't The Producers is an interesting thought, and the plot, which is basically about "somebody very similar to Larry David – it might even be Larry David with a different name" sounds enough like Curb to alleviate some of the pain we all feel from waiting for season 9 of the show. Also, Anna D. Shapiro will co-star, and it'll open on Broadway in 2015 with Scott Rudin producing. All sounds good!
But man, come on, Larry — it's been nearly three whole years since the season 8 finale of the show that saw Curb's Larry heading to Paris for an undisclosed amount of time, at least just give us an HBO special or something. Anything!
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