Are They Really Refusing to Film 'KUWTK'?

Have you guys heard the latest Kardashian news? No, it's not that between one and three of them are currently pregnant, or that Bruce Jenner got his hair done again, or that Kris Jenner is secretly in charge of the U.S. media. (Sshhh! Don't tell her I said that!) The news is that, reportedly, the Kardashians refuse to film Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 until a burglar that has been stealing their valuables is caught. All I have to say about this is that if the Kardashians ever said that out loud, it was a mistake. Saying this would practically be inviting robbers into their homes. Do you know how many people have wanted KUWTK to ends for years? Tons! And they would all become attempted robbers if that meant the Kardashians would never air another of their outrageous vacations on TV.

According to TMZ,

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are REFUSING to film season 10 of their reality show ... unless the person stealing their money and jewelry is caught. Family sources tell us ... the girls are convinced whoever has stolen 10s of thousands of dollars from them works for the TV show.

To catch you up to speed if you haven't been keeping up with your Kardashians (Sshhh! Kris Jenner forces me to make those jokes!), recently, $4,000 in cash was stolen from Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's rental home in the Hamptons. Before this, $50,000 in cash was stolen from their Calabasas, Calif. home in February, and shortly after that, $250,000 in jewelry was stolen from Khloe Kardashian's former home with Lamar Odom.

If the women are suspicious that this is an inside job, they are absolutely right in their thinking. They are constantly following by a bunch of people — camera operators, makeup artists, Ryan Seacrest's cronies. The robberies literally followed them across the country! Then again, maybe they just shouldn't leave massive amounts of cash lying around. (I blame Scott. They were probably his props for his Instagram pics.)

We all know that the show will go on, and that the robber will be caught, so the Kardashians should stop with this kind of talk unless they want everything down to Penelope Disick's headbands to start getting stolen all in an attempt to get the reality show to end all reality shows cancelled. And if they weren't making these claims themselves, they also need to go after whoever is allegeding they said this. Whoever it is is really just encouraging theft.

Image: Scott Disick/Instagram