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The 2014 VMA Red Carpet Proves Your Favorite Celebrities Are Actually Vampires — PHOTOS
The MTV VMAs are known for being the most scandalous award show of the year, but that's not all they're good for — they also remind us that over the course of her career, Jennifer Lopez has failed to age, and so have many of her fellow musicians. Despite the fact that we've been listening to certain artists for close to a decade, many of them have somehow discovered to secret to eternal youth (and haven't bothered sharing that secret). And yeah, it could be possible that the fact that they have access to the best age-defying procedures modern medicine has to offer, but I think it could be because they are undercover supernatural creatures who will outlive us all.
While you're stifling the need to ask J.Lo what anti-aging night cream she uses, flip through this gallery that proves that a lot of music's earlier generations are totally living in a time machine. I'll be over here, seething with jealousy.
Jennifer Lopez in 2005
Nine years ago — and way before her days as an American Idol judge — J.Lo might have been younger than she is now, but she was just as fabulous as she is today. And now?
Jennifer Lopez At The 2014 VMAs
Is it possible she actually looks better at 45 than she did at 36? There has to be some sort of witchcraft going on here.
Gwen Stefani in 2001
Back in 2001, Gwen had a killer body.
Gwen Stefani At The 2014 VMAs
13 years — and three kids — later, Gwen still has a killer body. Jealous!
Usher in 2005
Here’s a scary one. Let’s look at Usher in 2005…
Usher At The 2014 VMAs
And Usher at the VMAs. He actually hasn’t aged a day. This is getting weird.
Kelly Rowland in 2003
Former Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland has always looked pretty young. I originally attributed this to her close proximity to Beyonce.
Kelly Rowland At The 2014 VMAs
But now that she and Bey spend less time together, she still looks amazing. Pregnancy looks good on her!
Kim Kardashian in 2006
Kim Kardashian has learned a lot about life since 2006 — especially since, you know, she’s responsible for baby North’s.
Kim Kardashian At The 2014 VMAs
And I think she’s also learned about red carpets, because in 2006, she was obviously an amateur. How incredible does she look? Holy boobs!
Adam Levine in 2004
Back in 2004, Maroon 5 was just starting to gain popularity, and Adam Levine wasn’t yet a household name… or everyone’s crush.
Adam Levine At The 2014 VMAs
Since then, he’s somehow managed to get hotter with every passing year. Except now, he’s Behati Prinsloo’s husband. Bummer.
