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What It's Like To Be A Post Grad Grinch According To 'Glee's Santana Lopez GIFs
It'd be a whole lot easier to move on in life if you didn't have social media pulling you back like Satan into the depths of hell. So, as you sit on your stupid laptop, in your stupid house, signing up for stupid grad classes, you may occasionally come across some things on your feed that you would've rather not seen. Like everyone privileged enough to be born after you still basking in their undergrad lives, frolicking around your old stomping grounds. Pictures, tweets, and statuses of this nature tend to incite jealousy and subsequently, your less flattering cynical side. But you can't help it if you're just so much older and wiser now and everything they do is stupid.
Because it is.
Because you can't do it anymore.
Here's a guide to your Grinch-iest moments as a post grad.
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When You See #ClassOf2018 And You Feel Like A Golden Girl
2018?! TWO THOUSAND EIGHTEEN?!
When The New Seniors Wax Poetic About Their "Last First Day of School"
Everything is the “last.” Last drink, last apartment, last class, last dining hall meal, last regrettable hook up.
You’re going to end up in grad school.
This ain’t the last of anything.
When Freshman Complain About Their Gen Ed Classes
ONLY PRESCHOOL AGED CHILDREN CAN RELATE TO HOW EASY YOUR LIFE IS RIGHT NOW.
Trying To Reconcile Living At Home With Your Parents
Whatever, your life is cool, too. Kind of. Not really.
...Still Trying To Reconcile Living At Home
You lived off campus for two years. You know what it’s like to be on your own, okay?
Seeing Your Younger Friends In Pictures At Your Fave College Bar
That’s your bartender, that’s your booth, that’s your LIFE.
When Your Sorority Sisters Try To Spice Up Typical Charity Events
Oh, look at you. So *fancy* and *innovative*.
When Your School Gets An Extreme Home Makeover After Graduation
A new dorm? A new dining hall? A NEW STATE OF THE ART GYM?
WHAT WAS I EVEN PAYING FOR?!
When Undergrads Complain That They Want School To Be Over With
Bite your tongue, you silly infant.
When Freshmen Room With Orientation "Besties"
Such a poor, rash decision. You would have clung to a serial killer that weekend. And now you may actually be living with one.
Drunken Undergrad Tweets... On A Thursday
You’re just bitter. So bitter. The only thing you do on a Thursday is cry over a glass of pinot after work as you listen to Sam Smith.
At Alumni Weekend When People Ask If You Have A Job Yet
Has anyone gotten you a muzzle yet?
When The "New" Seniors Become The "New" Grads
Welcome to the dark side, bitches.
