Kardashian Khaos Is Just About Kaput

Kripes! At the end of the tenth month of this year, Kardashian Khaos employees will lock up the shop's security gate and count the cash in the till one final time. Last Wednesday, MGM Resorts International spokesman Shant Apelian announced the Kardashian family's Las Vegas souvenir store, excuse me, boutique that has called the Mirage Hotel and Casino its home for the past three years will be no more as of Oct. 30. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Looks like this Kardashian komrade has no choice but to book a flight to Sin City this very moment. I must pay my respects and, more importantly, load up on sweet merchandise.

OR SO I THOUGHT. Get this: I don't have to go to Las Vegas to get my Kardashian kollectibles after all. Many of the wares peddled at Kardashian Khaos are currently on sale in the store and online at 50% off. HOT DIGGITY DOG!

(Spoiler alert: The T-shirts are not on sale. Yeah, every item in the Souvenir section is at half price, but the items featured in the Apparel section have not been marked down.)

You mean to tell me I can buy the Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian beach towels at a discounted rate from the comfort of my own home?!?! Someone fetch me my purse, 'cause I am about to get my e-shop on.

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