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Eminem's New Song 'Berzerk' Takes Aim at Khloe & Lamar: Who's He Dissed In the Past?
Shady's back. Back, again. On Monday night, Eminem released his new single "Berzerk" and it's already No. 2 on iTunes. The new tune, which is off MMLP2, will make fans of his happy — it's got everything there is to love about an Eminem song — tight rhymes, a catchy hook, and shots fired at celebrities. In this case, Khloe Kardashian and Kevin Federline are his targets du jour ... yeah, that's right K-Feds. In honor of his Em's return to the spotlight, let's take a look at his insults in "Berzerk," and some of his best (or are we supposed to say worst?) celeb disses of all time.
No One Is Safe
Shady's back. Back, again. On Monday night, Eminem released his new single "Berzerk" and it's already No. 2 on iTunes. The new tune, which is off MMLP2, will make fans of his happy — it's got everything there is to love about an Eminem song — tight rhymes, a catchy hook, and shots fired at celebrities. In this case, Khloe Kardashian and Kevin Federline are his targets du jour ... yeah, that's right K-Feds. In honor of his Em's return to the spotlight, let's take a look at his insults in "Berzerk," and some of his best (or are we supposed to say worst?) celeb disses of all time.
Khloe Kardashian
In "Berzerk", Em says: "All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo, with the ugly Kardashian. Lamar, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low." Sad face for Khloe, guys. She's had a rough week. First her husband goes missing, now this. Oof.
Kevin Federline
It's kind of untimely, but Em still manages to take a stab at Britney's ex husband in "Berzerk" who, um, struggled with his weight. "We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down. So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m. So baby make just like K-Fed and let yourself go, let yourself go. Say fuck it before we kick the bucket. Life's too short to not go for broke."
Kim Kardashian
This might cheer Khloe up. In "We Made You" off 2009's Relapse, Em went after Kim. "Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man; she stomped him, just 'cause he asked to put his hands on her massive gluteus maximus again — squeeze then squish it and pass it to a friend."
Miley Cyrus
We'd love to know what Eminem would say now after the VMAs, because back in 2009 he was all up in arms about Cyrus's then controversial Vanity Fair shoot. On his album Relapse, he rapped: "Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair found at the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair. Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener and be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy beds."
The 'TLR' Gang
This was Em's most famous insult and is one most children of the '90s can recite verbatim. Off "The Real Slim Shady" in 2000, he says: "Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst, and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV: 'Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!' I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD."
Michael Jackson
"Come here little kiddies, on my lap. Guess who's back with a brand new rap, and I don't mean 'rap' as in a new case of child molestation accusate... What else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything but little boys. And that's not a stab at Michael..." The lyrics off Encore's "Just Lose It" in 2004 pissed off M.J. and served to drum up a lot of attention for Em's new album.
Think his jabs at Khloe and K-Feds will do the same? Much like a slideshow about Em's best celeb disses, he's picking at low-hanging fruit right there, but hey. If it ain't broke ...
