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The 15 Weirdest Halloween Items For Sale On The Internet, In Case You're Short On Severed Toes This Season
Halloween brings out the freak in all of us. For some, that might mean wearing a really bizarre costume. Others choose to go the totally sexy costume route. Some people combine both ideas and end up with something that's just really plain weird, and often a little scary. But to each their own, right?
Halloween allows us to be the weirdest, most naked version of ourselves, and no one really questions it. And even though bizarre Halloween costumes may not be entirely surprising anymore, there's still a whole, weird Halloween world to be discovered.
From decorations to props, there's a totally insane Halloween treat for everyone out there. And that, my friends, is the beauty of the Internet.
Scary Peeping Tom Prank
SO. MUCH. NOPE.
Scary Peeper Deluxe-Vinyl Halloween Prank Novelty Prop Mask Peeping Tom, $59, amazon.com
Asylum Scene Setter Kit
Looking to really set the mood, erhm, scene? Aiming to really get the cozy asylum feel throughout your apartment? It isn’t enough to just have AHS playing in the background and give everyone some marshmallow desserts that look like eye balls, no. You need a whole kit. Complete with one giant piece and nine “accent” pieces for all your asylum decorating needs.
Asylum Scene Setter Kit, $19.96, amazon.com
Bloody Shower Curtain Standard
Just your standard bloody shower curtain. Who is THAT in to Halloween that there needs to be a blood-themed decor in the bathroom? Come on, guys.
Bloody Shower Curtain (Standard), $7.20, amazon.com
Tiny Head In A Jar
When it comes to this item, the reviews seem to indicate that, overall, customers were disappointed that this was not the size of a real head. Fair.
Head In A Jar, $15.69, amazon.com
Life-Size Zombie Child
Absolutely everything about this would give me nightmares. Everything. If anyone you know is willing to shell out almost $100 for a life-size child Halloween prop, all I’m saying is RED FLAG, guys. Red. Flag.
Zombieboy, $79.99, partycity.com
Bloody Weapons Garland
I call this one “dark Pinterest.”
Amscan Bloody Weapons Garland, $9.54, amazon.com
Brain Gelatin Mold Standard
What really gets me about this one is the fact that it’s described as “standard.” What’s a non-standard gelatin brain mold look like? That’s the real question here.
Brain Gelatin Mold Standard, $8.50, amazon.com
Hanging Clown
Oh, a hanging, lightup, 5-foot tall clown. GREAT idea.
Hanging Clown, $34.99, partycity.com
120 Bloody Fingers And Eyeballs
Why… so… many?
Bloody Eyeballs and Fingers 120 pieces, $34.99, partycity.com
