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17 Times Jamie Dornan Stared Into Your Soul
Wah, wah, wah. So Jamie Dornan's not going to show his whole self in the 50 Shades of Grey movie. But really, it's just not a big deal because we don't need to see all of Jamie Dornan to melt into an inexplicable puddle of mush. All he has to do is set himself in front of a camera and look directly into it with his impossibly emotive eyes.
Now, instead of griping over the actor's lack of nudity, perhaps we should be debating whether or not it should be legal for someone to have eyes as big as his in that piercing, bluish greenish color and use them in such an invasive way. Because I'm pretty sure he's just seen straight down into my soul and I kind of feel like I need to get him a pair of those cyclops glasses so he can stop inflicting so much harm.
So, here's all the times Dornan has stared into the very core of you. Fair warning, you may never be the same again.
Oh, OK...
By that stare I’m assuming you’ve already figured out that we’re meant to be together.
What Was That?
I’m sorry, I just got lost in two cerulean pools of heaven.
Is This What Being Hypnotized Feels Like?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Soul Searching Over Keira's Shoulder
I think I just turned to stone.
This Was Probably A Camera Man's Soul
RIP, camera man.
Welp
Is this like the thing in The Ring where after you watch the tape you’re killed? Because I feel my heartbeat racing at abnormal speeds.
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Undeterred Even When Surrounded By Nearly Naked Men
Naked men? So what? He’s not looking at them. He’s looking at you. Scratch that, through you, and judging your inner most thoughts.
Shutting It Down
The photo shoot, that is. Because I think everyone went home right after this pic was taken to sort out their shit.
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The Calm Before The Storm
Capturing the moment right before he preps his eyes for soul stealing.
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Under A Brimmed Hat
I just can’t.
Remember That Bad Thing You Did In 10th Grade?
He sees it. He sees it and he’s judging you for it. Hard.
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Don't Be Fooled
The blue filter is merely a distraction as he reads your thoughts.
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This One's Especially Piercing
I’m not even sure where to look. I am emotionally and physically uncomfortable.
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Whilst Smiling
Less intense, just as staying.
Doesn't Matter
Because what you can’t see is him staring at you intently through the reflection.
You fool.
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