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Chrissy Teigen's Nipple Aside, Here's Some Money Facts That Demonstrate Her Inner Beauty

And what a lovely nipple it is. Truly. But Chrissy Teigen is awesome because of so, so much more than a nipple. She's disgustingly hot, going to have sickeningly beautiful children with John Legend, and did we mention that she's so funny it's intimidating? Yeah. Oh and she's also a really good cook. I know. Women like this shouldn't be allowed to exist. But she does and she's adorable, so let's take a second to admire all the things about Chrissy Teigen that aren't her nipple.

Yes, Ok, We Know, Chrissy Teigen's Nipple Is A Big Deal

And what a lovely nipple it is. Truly. But Chrissy Teigen is awesome because of so, so much more than a nipple. She's disgustingly hot, going to have sickeningly beautiful children with John Legend, and did we mention that she's so funny it's intimidating? Yeah. Oh and she's also a really good cook. I know. Women like this shouldn't be allowed to exist. But she does and she's adorable, so let's take a second to admire all the things about Chrissy Teigen that aren't her nipple.

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She's So Funny

Her Twitter. Enough said. I mean, anyone who is willing to get into it about gynos, Xanax, and Miley Cyrus is definitely the kinda girl I want to know/wish I was.

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She Is Such A Good Cook

Like that time she went on The Chew and managed to make Clinton Kelly flustered while being really cool and funny. Oh yeah and I guess she made some chicken thing. Whatever. But actually she is the only supermodel who convincingly pulls off being a foodie, maybe that's because it seems like she actually eats. Go Chrissy!

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Despite Being Perfect Looking, She Seems Pretty Normal

Chrissy Teigen could easily be the cool girl you always wanted to befriend in high school if not for the fact that she's a supermodel and she's dating John Legend and she's clearly gifted in the recombinant DNA department. She makes fun of herself regularly, apparently she doesn't look good in boyfriend jeans, and she has a fantasy football league. Yah, welcome to the club Chrissy.

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She's A Great Writer

On her food blog, sodelushious.com, one get's a really clear vision of who she is as a person, and like...that person is really, really cool. Firstly, writing about food, what could be wrong with that, and second, she does it really cutely. Gawd, it's really hard to come to terms with the fact that Chrissy Teigen actually exists.

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Aaaaand How She Addressed Nipplegate

"Literally everyone has a nipple. Get over it. #nipple #get #over #it #getoverit"Well...Yes. That is all true. Wise words Chrissy, wise words.

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