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Miley Cyrus’ Brownies & 16 More Dishes to Expect at Your Celeb Thanksgiving Potluck
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! As you whip your mashed potatoes into an airy mouse and prepare for four solid days of glorious Thanksgiving sandwiches, it's time to daydream about a surreal holiday potluck that you'll probably never have — one populated entirely by pop stars and icons of the small and large screen. Because Miley would obviously bring along some sort of hallucinogenic brownie, and you wouldn't trust anyone besides Nick Offerman with the bird, let's imagine what these 17 celebrities would bring to your Thanksgiving potluck.
Aziz Ansari - Fennel & Rosemary Sausage Stuffing
Throw in some fresh herbs from his gentleman’s garden, a bit of super yummy sausage from the farmer’s market, and Tom Haverford has killed the stuffing this year… or as he likes to call it: “baller-mush.”
Jennifer Lawrence - Mashed Potatoes
Home girl’s showing up ready to dig in.
Nick Offerman - Turkey/ Roast Beast
When Ron Swanson appears at your door with a brined bird smelling like nirvana, you silently acknowledge that he vanquished the beast with his bare hands.
Beyonce - Lobster
Just because she thinks this level of fanciness is normal.
Britney Spears - Green Bean Casserole
‘Cause her mama used to make it, y’all!
Nicki Minaj - Candied Yams
You better believe she’s roasting mini marshmallows on top.
Taylor Swift - Apple Pie
What’s the slightly savory taste in Taylor Swift’s apple pie? It’s the tears of a million BFFs!!!
Blake Lively - Assorted Artisanal Condiments
She just had some mission fig compote lying around in the Preserve backstock. No biggie
Emma Stone - Pumpkin Pie
Well, ya know… who doesn’t like a dessert that matches the color of their hair?
Anna Kendrick - Whipped Cream
Emma texted her and was like “I’m bringing pumpkin pie!” So Anna was like, “I’ll get the whipped cream! What is one without the other?”
Aubrey Plaza - Red Wine
She’s your partner in deadpan irony, and your fuel is BOOZE!
Iggy Azalea - Vegemite & Bread
It’ll be an endlessly entertaining game to have everyone try the national condiment of Iggy’s homeland.
Lady Gaga - Chicken Parmesan
Given that her family is Italian American and all… Did you know? Has she ever mentioned that??
Katy Perry - Mochi
She went all the way down to Chinatown to get them, totally unaware of her grating levels of cultural imperialism.
Ariana Grande - Sparkling Cider
Water isn’t sweet enough for her.
Miley Cyrus - Brownies
And you’d be all, “Umm, are you sure there’s nothing psychoactive in these? Because my grandma just ate one…”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Dehydrated Parsnips
She should be ashamed of herself.
