Every Outfit Rachel Ever Wore On 'Friends', Ranked From Best To Worst: Season 3

We’re not going to hold Rachel’s Long Island days against her, but this is pretty hideous.

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“Bowling chic”

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I don’t even know where you’d buy a shirt this ugly.

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There was a really unfortunate moment in the nineties where rip-off Missoni print was fashionable.

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Blue suede skirt-suit.

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Rachel is great at skirts, but really, truly terrible at pants. I’m pretty sure that no more than 3% of Rachel’s pants are actually flattering.

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Her doctor’s name is “Bobby Bobby” and her pants are terrible.

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Rachel has so many adorable aprons, what’s with the ugly butcher style one?

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I mean, I know I probably have some negative association with this outfit because the episode is HEARTBREAKING, but also, Suede pants = NEVER.

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This “Middle Aged White Man Gone Golfing” shirt is downright hideous.

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Every so often Rachel channels Carmella Soprano. This is one of those so oftens.

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She’s had better at home lounge wear.

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The stylist for this scene went out and found the largest possible version of a coat that they could, because maybe they were drunk that day?

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Seriously, this is some Carmella Soprano professional wear happening here.

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Carmella Soprano gets a job.

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Puke green strikes again.

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The hat that launched a thousand jokes.

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ARE THOSE UGG BOOTS RACHEL? ANSWER ME.

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It seems that Rachel had an “all white” penchant too, which sucks for this pant suit, and for eating ketchup.

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That boxy jacket and those stockings, RACHEL. THOSE. STOCKINGS.

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Nothing says “daddy’s little princess” like a weird all white outfit that’s something between the Matrix futurism and country club chic.

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BLINDING.

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One of the worst things to happen in the ’90s was bright orange as a style.

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This is an unfortunate throwback to those collared body stocking shirt tops of Season 2.

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Snooze.

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She also had a big “mall mom” look happening…

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… Out for drinks with the other mall moms…

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… Mall mom goes to the city for a manicure!

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… Mall mom’s day off!

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Rachel had an unfortunate penchant for brown suede in Season 3…

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… The brown suede strikes back.

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The color of this is nice, but I’m yawning.

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You know this feeling all too well: when you wear high-waisted jeans and the front of them poofs out in such a way that makes you look like you’ve got a pouch there.

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I get that it’s a ski jacket but this looks like something my dad wears camping.

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This wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t for that bizarre vest thingy over the top.

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Cute skirt, but the poo brown v-neck is a real downer.

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… And this green is hard on the eyes.

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The overalls are cute enough, but the dress is a bit pukey.

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The towel dress is cute but those shoes are up there in ugly with the Paolo shoes of Season 1.

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The jewels are on point, but the brown knit dress kind of reminds me of a bad robe.

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That’s a turtleneck under a sweater, and I get it, it’s cold, but what if the sweater was a turtleneck or just had a regular hairline.

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Take the sweater off from around your waist and then we can talk.

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This is depressed girl 101.

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You never get to see this full outfit, but I promised EVERY outfit, so this is the best you’re going to get. I rank it in the middle because I can’t really tell if it’s bad or good.

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I don’t hate this dress, but I don’t really like it either. I think I appreciate the color and the neckline.

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A boring outfit saved by a cute apron, yet again. Rachel’s Aprons: The long lost member of The Avengers.

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This robe kind of looks like something they give you at the hospital.

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It’s just a bit “Eh”.

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This outfit doesn’t really get a lot of screen time, and it’s all seated, but the color is pretty divine.

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This is like “Fashion Joker”. It plays.

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This would be better if it wasn’t for that necklace over the turtleneck WE’VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEORE RACHEL.

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Very sexy secretary.

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I feel like dressing in one color (different shades inclusive) was a really big deal three years ago, and that I could never pull it off.

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Saved by the plaid skirt.

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This outfit would be better if the safari jacket wasn’t as boxy, but I still like it.

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This looks like the most comfortable robe of all time.

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Casual mini skirt look. Basically my summer uniform, but looking much less swamp ass-y.

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She just keeps rocking awesome plaid bottoms!

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Rachel’s denim overalls make several appearances in Season 3, this being the cutest and by far least offensive.

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The same beach dress, with knit thrown over the top. It’s a classic beach house look for the ages.

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Wearing the hell out of a black tee and mini, Rachel Karen Greene.

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Rachel looks good even when she’s not trying.

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This is “’90s formal wear” at its finest.

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If not but for the shoes!

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I think the pattern on this is subway maps, but I don’t hate it.

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Cute style is where the heart is.

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This lovely summer dress would have ranked higher if Rachel’s hair wasn’t so vintage Britney Spears.

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Cute bedwear and bed head (remember when it was the height of sexy to have a high pony tail with lots of “bits” falling out at the front?).

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There’s that lemon tee again. Most of us will never even come close to rocking that color. Sigh.

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I have always wanted a fluffy pink robe, and to be able to walk around with a towel on my head without it weighing my neck down.

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Good Thanksgiving football game outfit.

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The knee-high boots can go, but the checked skirt with tee and denim jacket look is cute, and let’s take a moment to appreciate that Rachel can wear yellow, which (scientifically), only .00001% of the population can do successfully.

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I love that all three women here have the same hairdo.

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This is the perfect semi-professional work outfit. Perfect.

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I do so like Rachel in a patterned shift dress.

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This dress is probably polyester, but the wide, collarbone revealing neckline and pattern are cute.

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Simple but chic.

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Well played with the patterned skirt.

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WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE NECKLACES?

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Rachel’s bedwear is just as great as her daywear.

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I know there’s not much to this outfit, but it’s not everyone that can make a simple grey t-shirt and black skirt look this cute.

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Cute floral shift dress, Rach!

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Mini-skirt and cropped stripe top [insert the “Schmick” emoji of thumb and forefinger touching].

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Rachel bringing it with the neck jewels this season.

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GOOD T-SHIRT.

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Speaking of vintage beach dresses, this one is great too.

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I love rich burgundy on Rachel, and the big jewels are lovely too.

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This “night on the town” outfit is one of Rachel’s most revealing and also amazing.

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She could be a citizen of 2015 in this patterned shift dress.

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I’m not big on “holiday” dressing, but this cute vintage beach dress is a dream.

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I know I rattle on about how great Rachel’s collection of plaid bottoms is but these pants are perfect, would wear this outfit.

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I have always wanted to wear this outfit. Haven’t found myself a man with that particular fantasy yet, but honestly, maybe it’s becoming MY fantasy and it’ll be something I ask MY boyfriend to indulge ME in. #Feminism

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