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Justin Bieber's 'Believe' Has a Release Date: Here's 6 Ways to Have a Very Bieber Christmas
Justin Bieber's new movie "Believe" has officially been slated for a Dec. 25 release date. This means one thing, and one thing only: We've all got to figure out ASAP how to celebrate Christmas the Justin Bieber way.
Here are some ideas.
Pee in a bucket
Slightly more challenging if you're a lady, but not impossible!
Serenade Your Grandma In the Nude
Like ya do. Hopefully in a Christmas sweater.
Get Beefed Up
Like, freaky bodybuilder beefed up. Hey — you have time while you're off work. Just make sure your muscles have muscle. That's important.
Visit a Historical Monument
Go sight-seeing! Perhaps even to the Great Wall of China! Because nothing says Christmas like a trip to an atheist state. Also, who doesn't want to get carried around like a white male Canadian Cleopatra?
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Grow a Stunning Mustache
You'll want to make a resolution in time for New Year's, so resolve to make some little changes with a little mustache. Make sure it's nice and thin. No one likes a luscious mustache.
Remember Those Who Came Before Us
Like Anne Frank. And, while you're at it, leave her a little note bemoaning the fact that she's not around to like you.
