Fifty Shades of Grey is in need of a new lead, and, for some reason, Fruitvale Station star and legitimately good actor Michael B. Jordan would be willing to fill that position. For some reason. In a new interview with Just Jared to promote his upcoming film with Zac Efron, That Awkward Moment, Michael B. Jordan commented on Christian Grey and 50 Shades , much to the chagrin of every sane person in the world:
JJ: The role of Christian Grey is up for grabs. Would you ever do it?
MBJ: For sure, hands down. If they offered it to me, I would be Christian Grey in a second. Why not? Christian Grey? Yeah. That would be fun.
NO IT WOULDN'T BE FUN, MICHAEL B. JORDAN.
You have Star Wars interested in you for a big role! The new Independence Day franchise! There's been Oscar talk! You don't need a role as an abusive billionaire with mommy issues who has a thing for leather, just like Charlie Hunnam didn't need it. The good news is that Michael B. Jordan's name isn't in the running (as far as we know), but, hell, even if it was — well, in response, all I really have to say is this:
