Every Outfit Rachel Ever Wore On 'Friends', Ranked From Best To Worst: Season 4

Nope, it’s even worse covered with this jacket.

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I get that she’s going on a plane but this isn’t good. And who wears flip flops, a. generally, and b. on a flight? Don’t you know it’s cold up there!

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Mom goes to the mall.

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… And just kept on throwing up.

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Ugly printed tee with ugly printed skirt. It’s like ugly prints just threw up all over her…

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This outfit makes Rachel look decidedly frumpy, which is how we know it’s bad.

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Again. The shoes. Look like something my ancient Greek grandmother wears while gardening.

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I have never willingly said this but I feel like the shoes deserve it: I JUST. CAN’T. EVEN.

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You might not think this is as bad as I do, but I really hate paisley prints.

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Is it your debutante ball Rachel? Is that what’s up with all the white lace?

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I have a personal problem with these long, thinly knitter cardigans from the ’90s.

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WHEN? WHEN WILL THE POO BROWN MADNESS END?

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Yet another blazer that’s too big and bunchy on her.

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Sometimes it’s like she’s not even trying and it shows.

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Again, what really lets Rachel down is when her wardrobe doesn’t fit her properly.

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Striped turtleneck and SQUARE TOED SHOES. Not impressed, Rach.

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Mall day outfit!

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I normally love leopard print. You guys know that. But this ensemble is not good, not good at all.

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More poo brown. And we all know my thoughts on poo brown clothes.

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Poo brown pants and a stripe t-shirt sweater in various shades of poo? Not great.

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The soccer mom look.

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Not Rachel’s best sleep wear effort.

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Rachel normally does work wear so well, but that ill fitting polyester coat thing is downright ugly.

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There’s that fur collar again, but not as good with Rachel pale blue soccer mom sweater under it.

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That is a truly terrible shade of blue.

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This is really Charlotte York territory.

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There aren’t many words for that awful skirt.

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Surf’s up bro.

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This particular night gown looks like something they make you wear at the hospital.

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If there wasn’t a satin belt just below her boobs, I would have rated this higher.

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Too much camel toe in those jeans.

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This shirt is the reason I quit corporate.

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Totally very nothing.

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So many good things here but they’re brought down by the uneven proportions between skirt and jacket, and the fact that the jacket is poo brown.

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This is okay, but the hair makes it a bit “housewife on a cleaning day”.

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I mean, it looks super comfortable.

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Cute-ish PJs.

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Not Rachel’s professional best, and yet not her all time worst either. Middling.

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Skirt and tights: YES. Puke green cropped cardi and weird old lady heels: NO.

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This is boring, but probably one of the best fitting pairs of jeans I’ve seen on Rach.

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We all know how I feel about necklaces over turtlenecks. Otherwise this would have been an A+!

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This was a weird pattern from the late ’90s-early ’00s.

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This is basically me hanging out in a t-shirt and sweats but my t-shirt has more holes in it and the sweats are stained.

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I get that this is casual but a t-shirt sleeve length on a hoodie? WHY?

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It’s not bad, it’s just… Eh.

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This isn’t one of Rachel’s best night gowns, but I’m giving her points for her gorgeous face and the fact that she’s holding up those sexy teddies.

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The top half works, but the bottom half is kind of a mess.

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This mid-length t-shirt dress is incredible, but those boots…

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Décolletage is on point.

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I LOVE the loafers. Shame there wasn’t a better view of the rest of the outfit.

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There’s that amazing fur collar again, this time in brown. Minus points for the weird green top underneath.

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A cute knitted sweater for coffee shop hangin’.

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This jungle green with what looks like a fawn print skirt is cute, except we all know: FLIP FLOPS ARE NOT SHOES. Even when they’re on Rachel’s glorious feet.

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I love Rachel in lemon. And I love halters. And I love the lemon paired with the red shoes. Shame about the Ross accessory.

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Again with the simple evening wear. It looks hot, but I’m still baffled as to why Rachel has so many of these dresses.

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Well played on the casual striped sweater, Rach.

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I will always support Rachel’s right to wear black mini skirts and tights.

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Ditto.

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This is kind of weird, being a boxy double breasted suit, but the shirt cuffs, jacket hit, color, hair, everything, works on Rachel.

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This is what I’d now call “Zara business chic”. Which is a good thing.

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Rachel has some of the cutest sun dresses I’ve ever seen.

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That fur collar WORKS, especially when paired with that face.

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There’s that neckline again, in a simple but chic black evening look. Side note: what twenty-something has so many red-carpet ready gowns in their wardrobe?

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Leopard is the new black.

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Rachel’s one of the few women whose arms are so perfect a straight neckline suits.

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I’ve always wished I could do this with my girlfriends.

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Simple chic, grey and black layering, sheer black tights (with no runs!) it’s like my dream wardrobe just exploded on Rachel.

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Again, it might be lingerie, but HELLO! Only Rachel could pull this off as a dress.

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Look, I know it’s not fashion, but are we really going to say this cheerleader look is bad? No, were not, because we’re not crazy.

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If I was Rachel Zoe and it was 2007, I’d be saying “I die.”

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