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One Graph Contains All The Zest Of A Lemon Zinger

by Alice Walker

It's only been a few weeks since the Hart of Dixie Season 4 finale aired, but it already feels like forever ago. Sure, it ended on a sweet, happy (surprisingly musical) note and I'm sure those crazy kids are well on their way to happily ever after, but I'm just having a hard time accepting the fact that we might never see the Bluebell gang again. No more crazy-Zoe freak outs? No more sage advice from Mayor Lavon Hayes? No more of Wade's abs?? I don't want to live in that world. Especially since that means we will now no longer be treated to pitch perfect Lemon Breeland burns on a weekly basis.

It doesn't matter if she was giving Zoe hell for a fashion mistake or mocking her love life, threatening the Belle's into doing what she wanted, or just telling everyone in Bluebell how to run their lives — her zingers were always quick and perfectly on point. That southern belle could throw shade with the best of them, consistently saying what everyone else was thinking — but with more humor.

Let's all take a moment and break down every sassy, biting ingredient that made her insults just the best. Broken down by a Butterstick Bakery pie chart, so that some day maybe you too can bake up your own Lemon Zinger.

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