This Is The Most NSFW Latte Ever

Once, a cute barista drew a love heart in my latte, and I swooned for the rest of the day. It was pretty adorable, and definitely welcome. I'm not sure it would have been quite as romantic, however, if he had've expressed his intentions by drawing a blowjob on a latte for me, which is what happened to Reddit user TomCruise_Mk2. I mean, I think this is fine between friends, or if you're entering some kind of erotic latte art competition, but if a random barista is out there randomly drawing blow jobs on people's coffee, we might have a problem. Not everyone is going to be cool with seeing a giant penis in their morning coffee. Love hearts and elaborate leaves = YES. Lips prepared to fellate a giant penis = NO. I really... did not think we needed to have this conversation, but clearly we do.

As one commenter notes: "There was a horrible misinterpretation when you asked for cream in your coffee." It's definitely a very weird way to go about latte art, that's for sure. With no further information about how the frothy art occurred, it's hard to judge the level of inappropriateness, but suffice to say most patrons would probably be fairly startled to receive oral sex with their morning coffee. Here's the offending latte art:

Here are some more questionable acts of latte art:

1. This odd "dick-butt" creature

2. This ejaculating penis

3. This spread eagled female form

4. This caffeinated sex act about to happen

5. This rude gesture

6. And one more penis, because why not

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