Spicy, hot, zesty, and crispy — these rolled tortilla chips from Trader Joe's will confuse the hell out of your mouth in the best way possible. When you hit that mid-afternoon slump at work and you're starting to think about how much you hate your job, start shoveling these in your mouth and you'll instantly feel better.

Bear with me, here. I know that green pea crisps might not sound like the most appetizing thing in the world. Like, when was the last time you heard someone say, "God, I'm so hungry. I could really go for a bag of green pea crisps"? That would be a resounding never. These little guys are surprisingly irresistible, though.

Thrive Market's organic lemon coconut macarons are zesty and chewy, and they're made from ethically sourced coconuts, meaning you can feel good about snacking on them.

"I'm just going to have a couple," you say to yourself before finishing the entire box in front of the TV. Trader Joe's salty pita bite crackers are hard to put down, but some snacks simply weren't meant to be enjoyed in moderation.

For all those times when you're like, "Ughhhhhhhhhh I'm hunnnngry but IDK what I waaaannnnt," there are sweet chili brown rice crisps. Why, you ask? Because they're a little bit of everything.

Sweet-and-salty for the win! When the gods gathered 'round a table and asked each other, "What is perfection?" they came up with these dark chocolate covered pretzel crisps.

What kind of humans would we be if we didn't snack on something to satisfy the fruit group? These sun dried apricots from Trader Joe's are sweet, chewy, and come in sets of three, so you can keep one in your desk drawer, one in the car, and one in your purse for ultimate snacking.

It's just like beef jerky except... it's not. These maple glazed and smoked salmon bites are a good source of protein and fat and they're perfect when you're in the mood for something a little... different?

You don't have to be vegan to chow down on Vegan Rob's probiotic cauliflower puffs. As an added bonus, they support digestive and immune health. Win!

"But Megan! Chocolate isn't a snack!"

I'm sorry — I couldn't hear you over the sound of my own chewing. Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered raisins are soft and amazing, and don't make me lecture you on the health benefits of dark chocolate.

Crunchy sugar covered in sugar? I ain't mad. Since cereal is always a good idea, stash some Rice Krispies Treats Poppers in your pockets for whenever you're feeling a little hangry.

You didn't think you were going to get through this list without seeing Trader Joe's roasted plantain chips, did you? Lolz. Need I remind you that this is the snack that trumps all snacks? Show some respect.

Using a combination of Middle Eastern spices, these crunchy chickpeas taste like heaven in your mouth — AKA falafel. Snack time just got lit.

Arguably the most versatile snack to date, these are perfect for anything: a side to your sandwich, a way to jazz up your popcorn, croutons for your salad, or just straight up putting in your mouth. The ridiculous amount of protein in them is an added perk.

If you wanted millennials' attention, you got it. Avocado-Licious popcorn is cooked in avocado oil and then dusted with Himalayan pink salt, and yes, you can very easily eat the whole bag in one sitting.

For our sriracha food lovers, we have sriracha spice sticky rice chips. Keep a hose nearby, because your mouth is going to be tingly AF.