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21 Bizarre TMI Bathroom Products That Are Totally Genius
Are you ever in awe of the gross stuff that our bodies do? Wait! It's not just you! What I mean is: everybody is gross! Basically, our bodies do a lot of unsavory things and it can be time consuming to take care of it all. But there are genius bathroom products out there that tackle all those flakes, oils, and questionable odors that come our way.
Now, this list will get into some TMI territory, but don't worry. You can get pimples on your butt, dry scalp, or breath from the depths of hell. It happens to me, it happens to everyone, so now's a perfect time to find out what solves bathroom problems best for you.
For example, did you know you can chew on a twig to get whiter teeth? I don't care how icky that may sound, that seems like a miracle product. There are toilet sprays, travel bidets, and butt wipes for days (I thought the rhyme might make bathroom talk a little more fun).
So, make your morning routine a little easier with some of these great bathroom products. And to be clear, you're not gross. With or without these products, your body is pretty amazing.
1. A Tongue Cleaner To Keep Your Breath The Freshest
Dr. Tung's Tongue Cleaner, $7, Amazon
The idea of scraping your tongue down every morning doesn't sound like the most pleasant way to start your day, but this cleaner makes it much nicer. Just glide the stainless steel scraper over your tongue and that's it. Your tongue is clean and you'll have fresh breath for much longer. It doesn't hurt at all and actually stainless steel feels smoother on the tongue than other plastic models. Plus, it comes with a little carrying case that's exceedingly cute. Maybe the cutest tongue cleaner case I've ever seen.
2. A Refreshing Spray Just For Your Booty
Booty Fresh Intimate Odor Cleanser, $25, Amazon
Sometimes your butt needs a little a little freshness boost. Hey, in the summertime, mine needs more than a little — and this intimate spray is good to use on your bottom, your armpits, or anywhere else you'd like some odor removal. One spritz and smells will be removed for up to seven days! With aloe vera and no scent, the spray is both soothing and refreshing.
3. A Luxury Oil To Care For Your Pubic Hair
All Natural Fur Oil, $48, Amazon
This fur oil is a special blend of jojoba, tea tree, and clary sage seed oils to soften pubic hair (making it more enjoyable to run your fingers through, of course) and clear the pores for less ingrown hairs. It's fragrance and paraben-free, and heck — we spend so much time and money on the hair on our heads, why wouldn't we treat the hair on our pubic area as well?
4. A Drop That Clears Out Tough Earwax
Earwax MD Earwax Removal Drops, $18, Amazon
Sometimes ear wax builds up past what a Q-tip can handle (and you shouldn't put those into your ears anyway), making it uncomfortable and a little harder to hear. For safer earwax removal, use these drops to dissolve the wax and leave ear canals sparkling. One drop will completely soften the wax in 15-30 minutes. Through FDA and clinical studies, the drops have proven to be completely safe, so you can use them whenever you get any big wax build up.
5. A Spray Of Gold To Get Rid Of Poo Smells
Squatty Potty Unicorn Gold Toilet Spray, $15, Amazon
Squatty Potty knows how to make toilet sprays and this one is probably their best. Mostly because it has unicorn in the name, but also because it uses actual gold to cover up your number twos. The gold nano-particles kill bacteria immediately, getting rid of odors. Then the fresh citrus scent makes you feel more like you're in an orange grove than an apartment bathroom. This stuff is legit and if you have roommates, they will thank you.
6. An Exfoliating Gel That Gets Rid Of All The Dead Skin
Natural Aqua Gel Cure, $27, Amazon
On the surface, this looks like an ordinary clear gel that you put on your face. Big deal. But no. In Japan, a bottle of this stuff sells every 12 seconds (according to Amazon) and it has over 2000 customer reviews singing its praises. Why? Well, this gel is a water-based exfoliator with rosemary, ginko, and aloe that really clears out dead skin. As you rub it off, you can actually see all the little balls of skin that slough off your face. That might sound nasty to you, but that sounds amazing to me! Youtuber Memosne even tested it scientifically to see if it works and it does. It's definitely super popular for a reason.
7. A Twig That Gives You Whiter Teeth
Miswak Club Natural Teeth Whitening Kit, $20 (2 Pack), Amazon
With no chemicals, no toothpaste, and no water, this natural cleaner can whiten your teeth. Now, this is going to sound weird, but this is really just a stick you chew on. Yeah. Miswak is a type of twig that's been used for centuries before modern toothbrushes, you so can go back to your ancient roots with this product. There's no chemicals or pesticides, so this is as natural as you can get.
8. A Soothing Lotion To Make Every Wipe A Comfortable One
Deus Hypo-Allergenic Cleansing Lotion, $10, Amazon
If your bottom is feeling a little worse for wear from stomach problems that lead to lots of wiping and some irritation from that wiping, this lotion is the answer. Just put a bit of this lotion on your toilet paper and use as normal. You'll get some soothing relief from the aloe vera and some antioxidant action from Vitamin E. Plus, the company supports sanitation and bathroom projects all over the world, so you're helping someone else poop every time you use it!
9. A Bidet That Goes Where You Go
The Palm Travel Bidet, $13, Amazon
We can all agree that people in Europe tend to do everything a little bit better, right? Well, that applies to toilet time, too. Bidets are popular overseas for their extra bathroom cleaning power, and they can be popular with you if you get this travel version. It's doesn't use any batteries or power, holds about 15 oz, and has an extra long nozzle to make it super easy to use. Plus, it comes with a carrying case, so you can stow it in your purse without anyone knowing. Or show it off and get everyone in your office on the bidet train! Whatever works for you.
10. A Cup For Your Menstrual Cup
Foldable Sterilizing Cup For Menstrual Cup, $8, Amazon
Menstrual cups are becoming more and more popular, but you never really think about how you're going to carry it. Just like tampons, it wouldn't be bad to keep one in your bag, but you might not want a cup collecting the crumbs that slide to the bottom of your purse. So, here's a cup for your cup! This silicone, foldable carrier keeps the menstrual cup clean and sterile. It collapses to a small, discrete size and is fully washable so you can reuse it for a long time.
11. An Antibacterial Shampoo To Help A Dry Scalp
ANTI-b Antibacterial Shampoo, $18, Amazon
You don't usually think of your scalp as a haven for bacteria, but bacteria gets everywhere and thankfully this shampoo takes care of it. Made from lemon essential oil, witch hazel, and aloe vera, the shampoo naturally tames inflammation and reduces itching with it's antimicrobial properties. Overtime, this helps get rid of flaky, itchy scalp and acne. Yep, you can get acne on your scalp and if you've ever had those annoying pimples, this will help a ton.
12. A Peppermint Oil Pill For Tummy Troubles
Heather's Tummy Tamers Peppermint Oil Capsules, $10, Amazon
Any stomach problem sucks. There's no fancy way to say it. So, if you're having tummy troubles or problems related to IBS, these peppermint oil pills can really help. They can prevent bloating, gas, and other intestinal difficulties. Using peppermint, fennel, and ginger oils, the capsules naturally relax the digestive tract to make you feel better. There's no chemicals and it's naturally gluten and caffeine free, so you don't get any unwanted extras with your natural oils.
13. A Reusable Menstrual Cup To Cut Down On Period Costs
Pixie Cup with Cleaning Wipes, $15, Amazon
Menstrual cups are getting some love lately, so why not try a cup of your own? This Pixie Cup is designed with an extra long stem to make removal as easy as possible and it can stay in place for up to 12 hours. Made with medical grade silicone, this is super safe and poses no risk of toxic shock syndrome. Plus, it comes with a pack of wipes just as an extra bonus.
14. A Tea Tree Soap To Naturally Stop Odors And Bacteria
Oleavine Antifungal Soap With Tea Tree, $15, Amazon
Tea tree oil is a little bit of a miracle. It's naturally antibacterial and antifungal and combined with natural oils like mint, it makes a great body wash. The wash stops odor and bacteria and can heal rashes, athlete's foot, or other mild fungal infections. You'll get a lively, minty scent, a super clean shower experience, and relief from irritation and body odor.
15. A Soak To Detox Your Whole Body
Jadience Total Body Detox Soak, $14, Amazon
If you feel like you need a full out detox, this soak is perfect. This detox soak claims to stimulate your digestive tract, promote pooping, and alleviate gas. Using burdock and mulberry, the soak is designed to set your body at ease, increase circulation, and have an overall relaxing effect. One user wrote: "I typically have the worst trouble sleeping. Many would classify it as insomnia. Last night after I used this soak for 45 mins in a warm bath, I went to bed and fell right asleep-- with no trouble."
16. An Adorable Pad You Can Reuse
Wegreeco Bamboo Reusable Sanitary Pads, $19 (5 Pack), Amazon
I never thought I'd say "look at these cute pads," but here I am. These reusable pads are just the cutest. Made from waterproof outer material and charcoal bamboo inner pads, these will keep you feeling dry and won't leak. Then, just pop them in the wash and use them again — they're great for menstruation or if you have some leaks during the day. They also come in a variety of colors and sizes, and is an eco-friendly way to use pads if you're not into tampons or a reusable cup.
17. An Easy Spray For All Over Acne
Nature's Cure Body Acne Treatment Spray, $10, Amazon
Acne isn't confined to just your face, so if you've ever had more than one unfortunately butt zit, this spray might be good to have around. Spray wherever you have a breakout and Nature's Cure helps get rid of the acne and prevent it from coming back. It's purposely made to spray from every angle, so it can go wherever you need it. With two percent Salicylic Acid, it works great and comes dermatologist recommended.
18. A Moisturizer For Your Private Bits
Bee Friendly Organic Vaginal Health Moisturizer, $30, Amazon
Vaginal dryness happens to lots of people, and instead of suffering through it, try this vaginal moisturizer — it reduces itchiness, redness, and irritation to your skin. It's natural and organic, made from olive oil, beeswax, and vitamin E, and you can use also this as lube! It's also non-sticky and won't promote UTI's. Any dry skin needs moisturizer, so why not your vag?
19. A Stool To Make Your Stools Easier
Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool, $25, Amazon
So, it looks like we've been pooping wrong for our entire lives, but Squatty Potty is here to set us right. It's a little stool that fits around any toilet and it changes your posture to promote easy poops. Doctors love it and over 6500 have raved about it on Amazon. One user wrote: "Bought this for my husband and he says, 'I don't know how I lived my whole life without this!'"
20. The Wipes That Give You A Mini Shower On The Go
GoodWipes Deodorizing Body Biodegradable Wipes, $10, Amazon
Life gets busy and there are moments when a shower just isn't an option. For those moments, these wipes are a lifesaver. They come in individual packs you can carry in your purse, then use anywhere on your body that needs a little freshening up. The ph balanced, alcohol-free wipes are good on sensitive skin and the tea tree oil helps eliminate odors and keep them from coming back during the rest of your day.
21. A Container For Your Bathroom Wipes
BouDe Bathroom Wipe Dispenser with 42 Flushable Wipes, $8, Amazon
If you're into the flushable wipes game, this dispenser is a great addition to your bathroom. It fits right under your toilet paper holder and keeps wipes available for you at any time. Even better, it comes with some unscented aloe wipes that are fully flushable (they're septic safe). It really can't get anymore convenient than this.
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