Elena Faux Suede Over-The-Knee Boot, $160, ELOQUII

Let us all take a moment to thank the Kardashian-Jenner family for helping to re-popularize over-the-knee boots. We are blessed to live in a time when purchasing embroidered floral shoes that are just as beautiful as our ample calves is actually possible.

Marvel Boot, $322, Ted & Muffy

If your tastes err on the side of higher-end luxury goods, look no further than Ted & Muffy's wide-calf options. These vintage-inspired babies can be purchased to your measurements and further adjusted thanks to the lace-up detailing.

Penny Loves Kenny Aper Boots, $80, DSW

Look like your favorite Spice Girls member all autumn, fall, and spring long in these delightful platform booties. They are so late '90s, yet so now.

Thigh High Open Toe Boot, $60, Ashley Stewart

Make a statement anywhere you go in these thigh-high, lace-up stiletto boots. They will see you through any fabulous evening out or glamorous stay in.

Extra Wide Fit Navy Blue With White Spots Wellies, $71, Jilleon

Autumn isn't without its flaws, random and intense rain showers included. This year, toss your over-used yellow rain boots to the side and wear the heck out of these polka dot ones instead. Every good classic needs a reboot once in a while.

Timberland Banfield Tall Waterproof Boot, $220, Zappos

With these industrial, minimalist Timberlands in your 'drobe, your stems will be protected against any inclement weather.

Karen Scott Deliee Wide Calf Riding Boots, $80, Macy's

Every fashion lover needs a solid pair of black boots in their arsenal. These Karen Scott riding ones will go with any ensemble, for any event, and in any weather the skies throw at you.

Scarletta Boot, $80, JUSTFAB

Combine a love for faux leather and sweater fabrications into one comfortable and cozy shoe. The Scarletta boots embody the warm and welcoming nature this season is known for.

Zelinda Over-The-Knee High Heel Boot, $140, ELOQUII

With the help of these utterly one-of-a-kind, hot pink thigh-highs, you'll look like the futuristic Zenon while keeping things rooted in the actual 21st century.

ASOS KITSCH Wide Fit Chunky Over-The-Knee Boots, $79, ASOS

If you spent your high school days wearing far too much eyeliner and rocking out to My Chemical Romance, you'll undoubtedly love these nostalgic chunky boots. The platform heel and round toe are so emo it hurts; which is just as your early 2000s self would've wanted things.

David Tate 'Best' Calfskin Leather And Suede Boot, $199, Nordstrom

For the more sophisticated palates out there, these crocodile-patterned suede boots are sure to accommodate your wide calves and elegant disposition alike.

Thalia Sodi Brisa Wide Calf & Wide Fit Dress Boots, $130, Macy's

There are few colors as quintessentially autumnal as burgundy. Pair these highly trendy ruched beauties with your favorite tweed skirt or chunky plaid sweater and win fall 2017.

Dyer Embroidered Cowboy Boot, $77, Avenue

Sometimes an outfit simply needs some classic country vibes. Take the West with you, wherever you may go, in this fresh take on cowboy-friendly footwear.

Huntsman Boot, $297, Ted & Muffy

The asymmetrical cut of these boots give the classic look a little bit of edge. Wear these fancy gems with just about any ensemble and you'll scream high fashion.

Over-The-Knee Boot Wide Calf Wide Width, $48, Ashley Stewart

There's no reason not to bring your softer neutrals into autumn with you. These light beige platforms will brightly accent your outfits on any gray day that may come your way.

Erika Faux Leather Over-The-Knee Boot, $150, ELOQUII

Update your essential black boots with a shiny patent toe. These ELOQUII originals are fancy yet easy-to-wear. In other words, they're a sartorial godsend.

David Tate Zone Wide Calf Riding Boots, $110, DSW

If your wardrobe consists largely of tartan button-downs, black hoodies, and tattoo chokers, it's time to face the facts: You're still living in the '90s. It's alright, though. As these seemingly '90s-inspired lace-up boots prove, the decade had its style perks.

Sole Diva Leather Boots, $133, SimplyBe

Clearly, whoever thought that adding wooden accents to leather-look shoes would make for a bonafide statement was a genius. These otherwise minimalist boots are sure to become a favorite thanks to their fabulously antique-inspired wooden cylindrical heel.

Lace-Up Clear Booties, $36, Ashley Stewart

Your wide calves and wide feet are in for a surprise with these lace-up booties. Pair the statement-making kicks with your favorite socks if you want to go extra wild.

Sole Diva Sasha Boots, $67, SimplyBe

Yellow hues needn't be reserved for rain boots alone. These light mocha boots will make any autumnal look pop in the crisp sunlight.

Easy Street Quinn Extra Wide Calf Riding Boot, $90, DSW

If you need just a little bit more calf room than your standard wide-fit shoe, these gray beauties are just the ticket. Minimal yet oh-so-sophisticated.

Celeste Tall Ruched Boot, $68, Avenue

Black may be the most classic wardrobe hue of all time, but gray is a close second. These buckled and ruched boots will make you feel sturdy, safe, and stylish.

David Tate 'Stallion' Riding Boot, $99, Nordstrom

There's nothing quite as blissful as slipping into an outfit you didn't have to think about, but in which you still look and feel glorious. With these vintage suitcase-colored riding boots as your foundation, the process just got a whole lot easier.

Penny Loves Kenny Nomad Combat Boot, $70, DSW

No one will want to mess with you when you're rocking some denim-look combat boots. These Penny Loves Kenny kicks are edgy and totally rock 'n' roll.

Quilted Side Zip Buckle Knee-High Boots (Wide Width & Wide Calf), $60, Torrid

A chestnut-colored boot is an irrevocable piece of fashion magic. This may just be the most autumnal color outside of burgundy, and the quilted backs should keep you feeling cozy and cool.

Wide Fit Black Suedette Over-The-Knee Block Heel Boots, $77, New Look

Take the over-the-knee trend to new levels with these super thigh-high, low platform boots. The softness of the suedette material will be the most gorgeous of treats for your entire calves.

Meridian Stud Trim Over-The-Knee Boot, $76, Avenue

Studs may seem so very early 2000s, but in reality, they're a timeless kind of embellishment. The detailing on these dark green boots is subtle, but that's precisely why it works so well.

With these wide-calf options at your disposal, there's no excuse not to dress up your feet this season. Now all you need is the aforementioned pumpkin spice baked goods and you'll be a sight for sore eyes.