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Say goodbye to boring old rabbit vibrators — there's a new creature taking over the sex toy market: these super-cute Unicorn Horn dildos from Geeky Sex Toys are perfect for anyone who desires both beauty and function from their sex toys. If you've ever thought to yourself, "I wish I had a sex toy as magical as me," then look no further.
For a reasonable $50, you can be the proud owner of a Unicorn Horn Dildo, which is made with 100 percent medical-grade silicone, and even has a nifty suction cup at the base so you can stick it anywhere you like (before you stick it anywhere you like, wink wink). You can choose between three super cute colors (purple, pink, or white) and each Unicorn Horn is 7.5 inches long with a girth of 5.5 inches.
So why get one of these magical sex toys? Masturbation is more than just a self-indulgent, pleasure-centered activity — it allows us to get to know our bodies and learn our likes and dislikes, all while having fun and feeling amazing. If you ask me, there's nothing more magical (and powerful!) than being confident in your sexuality, so why not get a toy that reflects that?
And if unicorns don't strike your fancy, here are five other ~whimsical~ sex toys to check out if you're in the mood for some magic AF orgasms.
1
'The Original Heart' Crystal Dildo
Aside from being straight up gorgeous, this rose quartz toy is supposed to bring you all kinds of sexy benefits. According to the product description, rose quartz has a "feminine energy" that opens up the Heart Chakra, which can help with everything from understanding emotions to raising self-esteem.
2
Magic Wand Massager
The Hitachi Magic Wand has been a household name for a while now, and it's for a good reason. This high-powered toy is marketed as a "personal massager" for sore muscles, but I'd argue that it's best used below the belt. It's vibrations are no joke, and will have you feeling extra magical in no time at all.
3
Amethyst Yoni Egg
In addition to their crystal dildos, Chakrubs also does a line of Yoni Eggs, which are inserted in the vagina to help strengthen the pelvic floor muscles and give you better, stronger orgasms as a result. This pretty purple egg is more than meets the eye: according to its description, amethyst is a highly spiritual stone that can help you feel more calm, focused, and emotionally centered.
Amethyst Egg, $65, Chakrubs
4
Lightsaber-Inspired Dildo
Star Wars fans, rejoice: you can now bring your obsession into the bedroom with these hilarious lightsaber-esque sex toys that really light up. The dildo part is made of 100 percent body-safe silicone, while the hilt is made of resin.
5
Indian Jade Root Butt Plug
If you can't get enough crystal energy, consider getting your butt in on the action, too. By massaging the sensual area around the root chakra (located at the base of the spine), the Chakrubs site says you can bring yourself "immense spiritual pleasure and transformation."
Indian Jade Root, $145, Chakrubs
Finding the perfect sex toy for you is no easy task, but it's made a whole lot easier because we now have so many quirky, sexy options. Even if you're a sex toy novice, there's no harm in experimenting with whatever toy speaks to you the most — as long as you have ~fairytale~ ending.
