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Finally, A Ronda Rousey Porn Parody

Known for her power in the ring and her distaste for "do nothing b*itches", our favorite UFC bantamweight title holder will soon be arousing more than just our interests. Thanks to purveyors of fine adult cinema Burning Angel, there's now a Ronda Rousey porn parody that pays homage to the headline-grabbing athlete without pulling any punches.

Cheekily titled Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded and Pounded, the film stars Kleio Valentien as "ArouseMe," an olympic medalist in Kama Sutra and top ranking "Ultimate Porno Championship" fighter. The action centers around the champion squaring off against rival Miesha Taint (lol) played by Sammie Six, and also features some scenes with a certain well-endowed trainer. Although most porn parodies rarely get the OK from the stars they spoof, Rousey seemed to enjoy being the subject of an X-rated tribute, and revealed that the play on her name is nothing new.

In a press release for the film she said: "It's funny, I used to hear that in high school sometimes!" I mean, with a nickname like that, how could you be ashamed?

So if you're looking to spice up your game day with something a little sexier than hot wings, here are three more sports porn parodies chock-full of sweaty pile ups.

1. White Men Can't Hump

The name alone makes this parody of the 1992 Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson classic a must-see.

2. Tyler's Wood

A spoof of a very deserving scandal — the Tiger Woods affair.

3. DP2: The Mighty Phucks

There's nothing like corrupting an innocent childhood favorite! Plus, all those big sticks are just asking to be used in more uh, creative ways.

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