These 'Ghostbusters' Quotes Are So Funny

Good news, everyone: the new Ghostbusters movie is funny. Really funny. So funny, in fact, that it's hard to imagine any haters of the all-female reboot walking out of the theater without smiles on their faces and their cheeks hurting from laughing all movie long. The new Ghostbusters is filled with hilarious scenes and dialogue from all of its leading actors, with Kate McKinnon and Chris Hemsworth, in particular, stealing every scene they're in. Whether they're coming from the mouths of those two actors or the many others present in the movie, the below Ghostbusters reboot quotes are silly and great enough to permanently shut up anyone who dares utter the words "women aren't funny."

Not that anyone should be questioning if the stars of the new Ghostbusters are capable of causing hilarity in the first place, of course. McKinnon, and her co-stars Leslie Jones, Kristen Wiig, and Melissa McCarthy, are all hugely talented comedians who've proven over and over again that they're some of the funniest folks around, and it's a shame that they've had to endure the whole "women can't be funny" debate leading up to this movie. Hopefully, once people see Ghostbusters in theaters, no one will be questioning these ladies' (and Hemsworth's) comedic skills. Check out some of the funniest quotes from the new Ghostbusters below, but beware, they contain some pretty big spoilers.

"OK, I don't know if it was a race thing or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell."

Jones' Patty says this great line after not being caught when she attempts to crowdsurf.

"That stuff went everywhere, by the way. In every crack. Very hard to wash off."

Wiig's Erin is not a fan of being slimed, it seems.

"It just makes me feel so warm and tingly inside." "That's probably the radiation."

Yeah, Erin should probably stop kissing the tools they use to catch ghosts.

"Is it the boobs you don't like? Because I can make them bigger."

The well-meaning but dim-witted Kevin says this after presenting a possible Ghostbusters logo featuring a ghost with a lot of cleavage.

"Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts."

Ahem, these ghostbusters are gonna do just that.

"Who's she gonna call?"

McCarthy's Abby says this line in a fun throwback to the original movie.

"No one should have to encounter that kind of evil. Except you girls, I think you can handle it."

A theater manager who calls in the Ghostbusters for help has these reassuring words to say.

"Sharon, I think I'm having a flashback."

Ozzy Osbourne has a quick cameo, and his quote — said while watching ghosts cause chaos in a concert hall — is so, so good.

"Kevin, can you answer the phone?" "I can't, it's in the fishtank."

Oh, beautiful, beautiful Kevin.

"I ain't afraid of no ghosts."

Damn straight.

"Who's Zuul?"

In the post-credits scene, Patty hears the name Zuul on a recording of a paranormal event, giving a major nod to the Big Bad of the original film.

These new Ghostbusters are total perfection.

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