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The Kardashians’ Most Ridiculous Bikinis Starting With Kylie Jenner’s Tan Lines From Hell

The Kardashian-Jenner family posting bikini pictures online is nothing new. This family is used to having pictures of themselves taken in swimsuits whether it's by paparazzi, each other, or for photoshoots. Basically, they wear a lot of bikinis and pose for a lot of pictures in those bikinis, so it's not surprising that Kylie Jenner posted a bikini photo on Instagram. What is striking about the picture is the fact that her particular choice of bikini is totally nuts.

This got us thinking that the Kardashians (and Jenners!) have probably worn some pretty crazy swimwear over the years. To get you ready for warmer weather and to warn you about swimsuits that lead to unfortunate tan lines or butt exposure, we've rounded up the Kardashians most ridiculous bikinis.

by Lia Beck

The Horrible Tan Lines Bikini

Kylie Jenner is going to have geometric shapes all over her chest. And she’s probably going to rock them and start a trend like in Mean Girls when Regina George was all, “Yeah! Someone cut nipple holes in my shirt. Who cares!”

Image: Kylie Jenner/Instagram

The "Cowboy Boots Don't Go With A Bikini" Bikini

This was hopefully for a photoshoot. Cowboy boots don’t generally go with the beach.

Image: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

The Butt-tastic Bikini

When in… Brazil? Except they were in Miami, so… UNACCEPTABLE!

Image: Kourtney Kardashian/Instagram

The Peephole Bikini

For those times when you want just the bottom inner portions of your boobs to get tan.

Image: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

The Stolen Bikini

And the person (Kylie) from whom Kim stole the bikini in the previous slide. I hope to someday confidently pose in a bikini next to a painting of an ancient statue.

Image: Kylie Jenner/Instagram

The Whaaaat?!

I don’t know what’s going on here and I think it’s supposed to be funny, but regardless, Kourtney owns these things and she’s wearing them.

Image: Kourtney Kardashian/Instagram

The 90s Leopard Bikini

This one is only ridiculous in how early 90s it is.

Image: Kourtney Kardashian/Instagram

The Fancy Bikini

Bikini and stilleto sandals. Always comfortable.

Image: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

The "That's A Lot Of Look" Bikinis

This was probably for a photoshoot, but that doesn’t excuse the chains that would undoubtedly burn your skin if worn on in the hot sun and the giant tassels on Khloe’s suit.

Image: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

The Selfie Bikini

And finally the bathing suit pic seen ‘round the world. Is a swimsuit? Is Kim in a fitting room? If so, does this store allow trying on a suit that goes so far up your bum? Did she end up purchasing it? I don’t have the answers, but I do know that this is the most ridiculous of all.

Image: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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