I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Dandy Mott is American Horror Story: Freak Show 's freakiest character. At first, he was just this super creepy adult brat who had a strange attachment to his overbearing mother. Now, he's this super creepy adult brat who bathes in his overbearing mother's blood after he's done butchering her! Yeah, Dandy's a special kind of horrifying, that's for sure. In fact, there's only one person on Earth who's capable of communicating both how terrified I am of Dandy AND how I much I utterly disapprove of every single thing that he does: Ariana Grande. Yup! In case you missed it, during the taping of the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show recently, Grande was almost taken out on the runway by a passing model's ginormous pink angel wings. Luckily, she was able to duck, and in the process, made the most exquisite goblin face I have ever seen in my whole entire life (seen above).
It's a thing of beauty, this face. It says it all. She looks like Golem, only with a ponytail, and like, lots and lots of lip gloss. God bless the Internet.
Now, let's watch Ariana Grande’s hilarious face react to Dandy Mott in a variety of different situations:
Disapproval of His Relationship With His Mother
It was just too weird. She doesn't even know where to turn.
Disapproval Of His Underwear Antics
So much judgement.
Disapproval of Suspiciously Rosy Cheeks
Maybe it's Maybelline.
Disapproval of Preparing to Murder Matt Bomer
OK, this was really rude.
Disapproval from All Angles
That mask is beyond hideous. Get him, Ari!
Images: FX; Getty Images