5 Appropriate Reactions to Seeing Bradley Cooper

Alert! Alert! All New Yorkers and those in the tri-state area who have the means of journeying to New York at a moments notice: Bradley Cooper rides the subway. So, pack a lunch, secure some snacks and a few bottles of water, take a sabbatical from work, and head underground for the foreseeable future. Because you never know when you'll be on an A train, desperately trying to avoid touching the pole and stepping in what looks like to be urine, when a debonair angel disguised as a mere, fault ridden man, might offer you his seat. That angel obviously being THE Bradley Cooper himself.

But guys, really, if you do happen to run into Cooper on the subway, do me a favor. First, don't ever tell me because I'll die of envy. Secondly, don't act like a total buffoon. We're counting on you not to scare him out of our great city so that we can all eventually "accidentally" run into him someday. Casually pretend like he is any other questionable subway riding guy that you wouldn't share more than a "sorry" with as you violently crash into him when the train jerks to stop. If you can't do that, or you think you may need some pointers, here are appropriate reactions to seeing Bradley Cooper on the subway:

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