What Was French Wearing on 'the Hamptons'?

A mystery struck Sunday night’s episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons . A mystery that would haunt me forever (well, until I finally re-watched the relevant clip, that is): What the what is French Montana wearing?! Allow me to set the stage: Khloe Kardashian and French Montana walked into kitchen of the Hamptons house to greet Hamptons houseguests Pastor Rich and DawnChere. But this wasn’t your run-of-the-mill “welcome to the Hamptons house” greeting. Because French was topless and wearing an unidentified garment around his lower half.

I did not hear the explanation for his ensemble. I was too busy texting about French's pajamas with my friend. Neither of us knew what what we were looking at, but we were happy about it nonetheless.

Here's everything I thought the garment could possibly be:

• A towel
• A Snuggie
• A pillow case
• A bed sheet
• A table cloth
• A picnic blanket
• A silk cape
• A velvet robe
• A satin cloak
• A quilt made out of black cloth napkins
• A quilt made out of black placemats
• A canvas tarp dyed with the black blood of bugs
• A blanket coated with tar
• A fancy garbage bag
• A laundry hamper liner
• A pelt
• A seal's hide
• A hallucination
• A hologram
• An illusion
• A dream
• A wish

I had to learn the truth. I had to hear what it was French and Khloe said about the mystery article of clothing. So, I sought out the clip and listened closely. The answer: a t-shirt. French ran out of clean shorts, so he got resourceful: He grabbed a t-shirt, stuck his feet through the armholes, and called it a day.

Dangit, I almost had it.

I love French Montana.