2015 Predictions Based on Instagram Posts

Entering a new year is often a mixture of the fun, the tedious, and the ridiculous. The masses have an excuse to go out, get sloshed, and not go into work the next day, but anything involving masses of people swirling around a city at once can get pretty tiring pretty fast. And we all know those resolutions we're all making right now have little to no chance of making it to March. Still, as with birthdays, there's a little bit of lore that comes with a new year: that however you spend the final days of one year is a reflection of how you're going to spend the year to come. So let's look at what some of the big celebrities out there are doing with the final hours of 2014 based solely on their Instagram accounts, and thus predict what will come for them in 2015.

Will Taylor Swift get more cats? Will Justin Bieber continue to lie about his jets? Will Beyonce continue to exist in places we could never afford to go? Let's check out their Instagrams and see. They shall serve as our crystal balls into celebrity culture as we gaze into what 2015 has in store.

Kim Kardashian Will Smile More

She says she doesn't smile because of wrinkles, but perhaps 2015 will offer her a life so improved that she can't help it. You know, because her life is such a garbage dump as is.

This Dog Will Tear Up At Least One Episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians

I predict a favorite new guest star.

Beyonce and Jay Z Will Conquer the Sky

It was only a matter of time.

Justin Bieber's Leather Pants Will Lead to Disaster

Again: Only a matter of time and some ill-placed chafing.

Reese Witherspoon Will Take to the Sea

Her last film was about conquering the land. Next, if we're taking this insta literally: THE SEA!

Taylor Swift Will Kidnap A Child

Or just get more cats.

She Will Raise That Child (And Those Cats) With Cara Delevingne

God that'll be a good news week.