Shia's New Hair is... Interesting

Oh, Shia. Shia, Shia, Shia. Of course you would be the person to take us down the sad hairstyle lifestyle choice that is the rattail. Yup, Kit Harington and Harry Styles can move over with their dueling man buns — heck, even Jared Leto's recently dearly-departed Golden Globes man braid (we've got his much-buzzed role as the Joker in the upcoming Suicide Squad to thank for that) can move over in terms of male celebrity hair news, because Shia LaBeouf has a rattail that completely tops them all with a very rattail-y (sorry, there are no other adjectives) way.

Honestly, it's no coward's rattail — which is exactly what we've come to expect from Nymphomaniac star/avant garde performance artist/"Elastic Heart" dancer: Because when it comes down to it, this is not a man who does things halfway, and his latest hair venture is no exception. He unveiled the thing on a recent papped outing with his girlfriend/Nymphomaniac co-star Mia Goth, and we really saw it in action: He wore it with pride doing everything from riding the escalator to canoodling to fetching coffee. I don't know about you, but I'm going to applaud Shia's commitment to... well, being Shia. Let's take a look:

Oh, Shia.

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