RiRi Gets Man Arrested Using Only Tweets

How many Thai men has Rihanna helped bring to justice? Not one, not even two, but three. Between concerts on her international Diamond World Tour, Rihanna is unknowingly (or not?) committing acts of justice in Thailand, using only the power of social media. On September 20, she tweeted: "Either I was phuck wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu$$y."And on Monday it was reported that Rihanna's tweets led to the arrest of the owner of said sex club where said acts occurred, because in Thailand it is in fact illegal to pull live animals from your orifices. As it should be! Rihanna — reporting inappropriate and unjust acts even when she's drunk. Good on you, girl.

Local district chief Weera Kerdsirimongkon said the man was arrested Saturday as part of a crackdown on shows featuring naked dancers..Weera said the bar owner could face up to one month's imprisonment and a fine of up to 60,000 baht ($1,900).

This only a few weeks after she posted a selfie to Instagram with an adorable but illegal-to-own slow loris, which helped the Thai authorities arrest two men that were wanted for illegally possessing the endangered primate. If her musical career doesn't work out, Rihanna could be a vigilante Zorro in hot pants in Southeast Asia. Just in case.