60 Weird Things With Near-Perfect Amazon Reviews That Are So Damn Cheap

Ditch that crummy night light you’ve likely been using and upgrade to this cute cup of bubble tea. It’s made from tough silicone that’s unlikely to shatter if dropped — and the battery lasts for up to 15 hours before it needs to be recharged. The best part? You can also adjust its brightness up to three levels simply by tapping on its head.

Some fake plants require a little styling in order to get them looking good. Luckily, these ones have already been paired with gorgeous black frames and bright white planter pebbles for an upscale look. The attached rope also makes them easy to hang up. Choose from two frame finishes: black or white.

Don’t bend your book pages to keep track of where you are. Instead, pop one of these bookmarks onto the corner. They come in a variety of fun patterns, including black cats, ravens, paw prints, and more. The best part? Since they’re made from tough faux leather, you can rest assured that they’re built to last. “These are the cutest corner bookmarks ever,” wrote one reviewer. “The colors are vibrant, the stitching is perfect, and the material is great quality.”

Hand over one of these emotional support fries to your work friend the next time they into your office to complain. The funny face on each fry is sure to at least get a smirk out of them — and the plush material means you can squeeze them to your heart’s delight when feeling stressed.

Got a hinge or joint in your home that’s started squeaking? Then this lubrication pen is worth a look. It’s filled with WD-40 that helps lubricate rusty, stuck, or aged joints, allowing them to function as intended. And unlike some types of lubricant, this one features a precision tip applicator to help keep mess to a minimum. “My husband saw these and wanted to purchase them for our squeaky hinges on our upstairs doors,” wrote one reviewer. “No drips on the floor, no slippery fingers, just goes right where it needs to go.”

Unlike some sunscreens, this one is formulated so that it won’t have an adverse affect on coral reefs, making it great for vacations. It also has a light shimmer to it for a subtly glam look — and since it’s water-resistant, you only need to reapply it once after every 80 minutes of swimming.

Dry, cracked heels are no match for these socks. They’re infused with a blend of jojoba oil and vitamin E, both of which work together to deliver a nourishing dose of hydration to dry heels. But if that isn’t enough? The breathable material also makes them comfortable enough for overnight wear.

With butts on tacos, burgers, donuts, and more, this jigsaw puzzle is sure to become your favorite decoration once you’ve hung it up on a wall. The vibrant colors are sure to attract attention from guests — and at only 500 pieces, it’s just challenging enough to keep you occupied throughout a rainy day stuck indoors.

There’s no denying that this little axolotl plush toy is a cute addition to any bedroom. It’s the perfect size for propping up your head if you’re watching television, or even giving your lumbar some extra support when reading in bed. Choose from six colors: orange, black, blue, green, pink, or red.

You’ll be glad you bought yourself this BS button the next time someone starts spouting nonsense at work. It only needs two AAA batteries (which are not included) in order to deliver hours’ worth of fun — and unlike some buttons, this one features five different BS-oriented phrases in total.“I LOVE this button [...],” wrote one reviewer. “We have all gotten a kick out of this thing. It really was the best $7 I have spent for something at work.”

If those heel socks aren’t potent enough to help hydrate your dry feet, consider buffing away that flaking skin using this file. It’s made from non-abrasive glass that helps you exfoliate without leaving your skin feeling raw — and the ergonomic shape makes it comfortable to hold in both hands.

Professional and home chefs alike can appreciate this ladle. Not only is the scoop part designed to look like an adorable black cat, but four small feet on the bottom also let it stand upright on its own inside of pots. The best part? A curve at the end of the handle lets you hang it up in storage.

Not only do these highlighters come in more than 20 fun colors, but their chisel tips also make it easy to highlight single lines of text with the utmost precision. The quick-drying ink makes it less likely that you’ll wind up with any smudges. And unlike some highlighters, these ones won’t bleed through onto the next page.

Water rings are one of the easiest ways to ruin your coffee or dining table, making these coasters a smart investment. They’re made from organic rope that absorbs condensation to help keep your tables safe — and the nonslip underside works to keep them from shifting around. Plus, the cat butt design is sure to have friends asking where you found them.

Running out of space inside your dresser? Consider opening some up by transferring your leggings into this hanging organizer. There’s enough space on it to store up to 24 pairs — and since each pocket is transparent, it’s easy to see which pair is stored where at a simple glance.

Anyone who appreciates unique plushies is sure to enjoy this banana man. Sculpted steel wires in his arms and legs let you pose him however you like, while the magnetic buckle on his front let you stick him to nearly any metal object. “My kids have fun putting Banana man in poses around the house and taking photos and videos,” wrote one reviewer. “His body proportions are super funny and lend themselves to awesome poses.”

Few things are as annoying as being turned away from a stadium because your bag isn’t transparent. Enter: these clear tote bags. Not only are they see-through, but they’re also sized to comply with the size requirements of most venues (though you should always double-check regardless). “Used two of them to enter a stadium and the typical bag search was easy due to how well you can organize items and have everything inside the bag visible,” wrote one reviewer.

Both kids as well as adults can have fun with this mega slime kit. It comes with all the materials you’ll need to make eight different varieties of slime and putty, including glow-in-the-dark putty, color-changing slime, and more. But if that isn’t enough? The non-toxic formulas mean there’s no need to worry about coming into contact with harsh chemicals.

Got a music festival coming up? Then this holographic body gel is worth a look. It’s great for adding a pop of sparkle to your chest, face, arms, or nearly anywhere else on your body you like. And unlike some types of glitter, this one doesn’t require any primer or adhesive in order to stay put.

You won’t be stuck having to constantly recharge this reading light, as its powerful battery keeps it running for up to 80 hours before it needs to be plugged into an outlet. It also hangs around your neck for hands-free use. But if that isn’t enough? Three adjustable light temperatures (yellow, warm white, or cool white), give you options when deciding which one looks best splashed across your pages.

Love playing pranks on people? Then this bottle of liquid fart is right up your alley. A single spritz is all it takes to fill the air with a horrendous-smelling odor — so don’t be surprised if the entire room clears out within seconds. “My goodness nothing could’ve prepared me for the smell of this,” wrote one happy customer. “This will be the stinkiest $10 you’ll ever spend!”

Don’t have a ton of counter space to work with in your bathroom? Not a problem when you have this topper. It unfolds overtop of your sink, transforming it into usable space that can hold up to 7 pounds — so feel free to load it up with all sorts of cosmetics and hot tools. And since it’s also heat-resistant up to 480 degrees Fahrenheit, there’s no need to worry about it melting if you place your curling iron on top of it.

Add a touch of whimsy to any garden with help from these lights. Not only are they designed to look just like roses, but a solar panel built into their stems also help keep them lit for up to 12 hours at night. “Best solar lighting out of all solar lights I have purchased,” wrote one reviewer. “These stay on longer than any other solar lights I have purchased and they have such a magical look.”

Keep this hat in the fridge or freezer, and it’ll always be ready to deliver soothing relief the next time you feel a headache starting up. You can also pull it down over your eyes to block out light when relaxing on the couch. Plus, the strap in the back can be adjusted to fit heads both large and small. “The icey feeling is so perfect for headaches and migraines,” raved one reviewer. “It’s almost like putting peppermint essential oil on your temples. Great buy.”

Whether you use this planter pot inside or outside is up to you — but either way, its durable resin frame is built to last. The smiling face on the front gives it a touch of whimsy that’s sure to have friends asking where you found it. Plus, each order includes twine so that you can hang it up wherever you like.

Breaking up potatoes using a wooden spoon can be incredibly tedious. Instead, use this masher. The head features a rounded shape so that it fits along the curved edges in your bowl or pot — and it even folds inwards to help save space when not in use.

If the collar on your shirt feels a little too tight for your liking, consider trying out these buttons. The attached elastic loop stretches to give you some extra breathing room — and no sewing is required in order to use them. Simply pop them into place on your collar and they’re ready to go.

Stuck with a bad case of writer’s block? Not a problem when you have these dice. Each one features a variety of different categories to help get the creative juices flowing when figuring out your story, including time frame, character trait, setting, and more. Plus, the dice are made from real wood — not plastic.

You’ll be glad you grabbed this blob fish the next time your boss ticks you off at work. It works great as a stress ball, as the squishy silicone material can withstand being mashed and stretched. But if that isn’t enough? One reviewer wrote, “Superb texture and great gag gift. Fun stress relief!”

Regardless of whether your hair is thick, thin, or somewhere in the middle, these clips are designed to keep your up-do held firmly in place. The bows have a glossy finish to it that makes them look more expensive than they are — and the shatterproof plastic teeth are unlikely to break if dropped. “These hair clips are AMAZING!! I’ve always had trouble finding a clip that actually holds my hair in place all day,” wrote one reviewer. “These clips work great and actually feel secure throughout the day.”

Whether you’re looking for fun ways to freak out your housemates or you know someone who loves squirrels, these little finger puppets are a must-have. They’re just as freaky as they are durable — so you can rest assured that they’re made to last. Though if you remain unconvinced that they’re worth the money? One reviewer wrote about how they’re a “wonderful way to creep out neighbors while getting your mail,” yet also a “terrible way to wake up your sleeping girlfriend at 2am with a flashlight under your chin.”

Tired of having to dig through your bag to find your keys? Not a problem when you have this wristlet. An attached loop lets you hook your keys onto it so that they’re always within reach — and with dozens of styles to choose from, you shouldn’t have any trouble finding one that suits your tastes. “Fits easily around my wrist and can even slide it up to my elbow to keep my keys out of the way while out walking,” wrote one reviewer. “It's very sturdy feeling and comfortable.”

Cruise ships, beach days, music festivals — this purse is great for secretly bringing wine with you to all sorts of places. A hidden pocket on the inside can hold up to 50 ounces of liquid, while a spigot on the side lets you fill up your cup without making a mess. Plus, there’s still enough space for it to hold your wallet, phone, and more.

Anyone who loves cereal can appreciate this set of lip balms. Each order comes with five different cereal-inspired flavors: Corn Flakes, Rice Krispies, Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, and Fruit Loops. Plus, the box they come packaged in is even designed to look like a vending machine for an added touch of fun.

Consider this water bottle a must-have on your next hike. Two removable dog bowls on the bottom mean there’s no need to pack separate ones in order to keep your furry friends hydrated — and the bottle’s insulated walls can even help keep cold drinks chilled for up to 24 hours. Choose from three colors: black, purple, or blue.

Don’t let your headphone cables turn into a jumbled mess inside your bag. Instead, use this organizer to keep them looking neat and tidy. The button clasp helps keep the wires from unlooping themselves — and both ends are clasped together, they even form a cute little bow. “These little bows are great for keeping wired headphones folded in an organized way in a purse, pocket or anywhere,” raved one reviewer. “You never have to untangle your headphones again!”

You’re sure to turn more than a few heads with this crossbody bag. Not only is it designed to look just like a box of popcorn, but the faux leather material also makes it look more expensive than it is. And while it’s definitely a novelty, don’t be fooled — there’s still enough space inside to fit your phone, wallet, and more.

Using a soapy sponge to clean your cast iron can cause the seasoning to deteriorate. Instead, use this scrubber. The chain mail gently removes any baked-on crud without damaging the layer of seasoning you’ve built up. Plus, the ergonomic handle on the top fits comfortably in either hand. “An absolute game-changer in the kitchen!” raved one reviewer. “Its durable construction and bristles make cleaning my cast iron pans a breeze, without worrying about damaging the seasoning.”

It’s almost too easy to lose track of all your Bobby pins — but that’s where this organizer comes in handy. A strong magnet on the inside holds onto your Bobby pins, keeping them all in one secure spot so that they don’t wind up strewn across your vanity. Choose from two colors: teal or mauve.

Tired of waking up with puffy eyes? Then these ice globes are worth a look. Once they’ve been chilled inside your fridge or freezer, simply press them underneath your eyes to help soothe away inflammation. They can also help shrink the appearance of pores — and the stainless steel metal is unlikely to rust over time, so there’s no need to worry about it corroding inside of damp fridges.

Looking for a cute addition to your desk at work? Search no further than these planter pots. Their small size makes them great for succulents, regardless of whether they’re real or faux — and a drainage hole in the bottom helps prevent overwatering if you do choose to fill them with real plants. “These are so well made,” wrote one reviewer. “I am impressed with the quality of these pots, and they are cute too! Very vivid colors.” Choose from two styles: kitties or puppies.

Don’t blind yourself with that bright overhead light when going to the bathroom at night. Instead, let this toilet night light gently guide the way. It lights up in one of 16 different colors — though you can also turn on the rotating carousel mode if you’d like to enjoy them all. Plus, the flexible arm makes it easy to hang over the side of toilets both large and small.

Give any updo a touch of fun with these flower clips. Each pack includes seven different colors, including pink, purple, red, blue, and more. The sturdy acrylic frame ensures that they’re built to last — and they hold thin hair just as well as they do thick.

You’ll be glad you grabbed this heating pad the next time you feel your muscles start to ache. It’s covered with super-soft fabric, and features sectioned chamber stitching inserts to help keep you protected from partial heating as well as burns. And if you aren’t into black cats? You can also grab it as a cow, axolotl, Golden Retriever, and more.

I’m a huge fan of this underwear — and not just because they’re made from 100% cotton fabric. A zippered pocket gives you somewhere to stash your passport, cash, and more, helping keep them safe from pickpockets when out and about. To choose different sizes, navigate to the storefront.

• Available sizes: X-Small — X-Large
• Available colors: 1

You don’t have to be a fan of seals in order to appreciate this pillow. Not only is it cute to look at, but it also comes in three sizes (small, medium, or large) so that you can use it as a body pillow, for lumbar support, or even just relaxing on the couch. “Makes for an excellent pillow and cuddle buddy!” raved one reviewer.

Slip your iced coffee into one of these sleeves, and the thick neoprene material will help keep it deliciously chilled. They’re sized to fit drinks from Starbucks as well as Dunkin’ Donuts — and you can reuse them after a quick wash as many times as you like. Choose from 16 prints: flowers, cats, cherries, and more.

“This item was purchased as a gag gift for a friend,” wrote one reviewer. “To say the least, it was a huge hit around his golfing buddies.”

That little succulent sitting on your desk would look oh-so cute inside this planter. Each one is handmade from real stained glass, with a drainage hole on the bottom to help prevent overwatering. And if you aren’t into the cat you see pictured above? You can also grab it in nine other styles.

Getting a pedicure every two weeks quickly adds up. Luckily, these foot peels are a cost-effective alternative when it comes to exfoliating away flaking skin. They’re infused with aloe vera to help keep skin from drying out — and you only need to let your feet soak in them for about 90 minutes for best results. One reviewer wrote, “Within a few days, my feet began to peel...I am amazed at how soft and nourished my feet feel.”

Don’t chug your drink when it starts to turn warm. Instead, help keep it colder for longer by placing it inside of this koozie. It’s designed to fit nearly any 12-ounce can or bottle. But if that isn’t enough? The life jacket design isn’t just a cute touch — it also ensures that your drink won’t sink to the bottom of the pool or ocean if you happen to dro pit. “I own several of these, because they're literally the best on the market,” wrote one reviewer. “I've bought them as gifts, and several others have started collecting them, too.”

Sometimes the smallest things are what can bring a smile to your face — like these notepads. Each one features a different funny, demotivational saying, like “I survived another phone call that should have been a text.” And with 400 pages in each notepad, you likely won’t need to buy another pack anytime soon.

Get any party started with Master Dater. The rules are simple: one player acts as the “eligible bachelor” by sharing three interest cards with the other players. The interest cards say things like “I’m interested in being swallowed whole,” or “I need someone who has a tragic backstory.” The remaining players must then create their own “dater” by combining weird AF body and head cards — with some examples including zombies, clowns, snakes, etc. Whichever player assembles the dater that the eligible bachelor chooses, wins.

Not only is this lemonade flower vase sure to be a fun addition to any desk or shelf, but it’s also made from sleek ceramic — not plastic. The compact base means it’ll take up less space compared to some other vases. But if that isn’t enough? You even have the choice of two colors: yellow or red.

Running with a floppy fanny pack strapped to your waist can be quite annoying. Enter: this magnetic running pouch. The magnet is strong enough to keep it from flopping around, while its roomy interior is more than large enough to fit your phone, cash, and more. And if you get caught in the rain? The water-resistant exterior helps keep your items safe from damage.

Not only is this night light gorgeous to look at, but it’s also made from real amethyst crystals — not plastic. Plus, the wood base also gives it an upscale vibe that’s sure to make it look good no matter where you place it in your home. Choose from three colors: purple, white, or yellow.

Not only are these shark slides fun to look at, but their soles are also made from plush EVA foam that helps cushion your joints as you move, making them oh-so comfortable to wear. But if that isn’t enough? They’re even nonslip — just in case you decide to wear them in the shower or during quick trips to the mailbox on damp mornings. One reviewer even wrote about how “the thick sole is like walking on clouds. My feet have never felt more supported and pampered.”

• Available sizes: 4 Women / 2 Men — 13 Women / 11.5 Men
• Available colors: 11

Don’t risk spilling your coffee as you run to catch that flight. Instead, pop it into this cup holder. Installation is as easy as slipping it down over your suitcase handles — and there’s even extra space for your phone, passport, or nearly any other small item you can think of. Choose from four colors: gray, pink, black, or navy.

Not only are these paper clips a colorful addition to any packet of papers, but they’re also shaped to look just like miniature sardines. They come packaged in a faux sardine tin for an added touch of fun. And since they’re made from stainless steel, you can rest assured that they’re just as durable as they are resistant to rust.

Consider this cover a must-have if your seat belt is always chafing against your shoulder. It’s made from plush Australian sheepskin, with a Velcro-style fastener in the back that makes it easy to take on and off. But if that isn’t enough? You also have the choice of 25 colors: purple, lemon, tangerine, and more.