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Kylie Jenner's Sweet 16 Birthday Party Inspired Us to Make This Absurd Photo Album Honoring the Event
On Saturday, the second youngest member in the Kardashian empire had her birthday party, and loyal subjects from near and far piled into the AT&T Center in Los Angeles to fete Kylie Jenner's Super Sweet 16. Kim Kardashian stayed home to tend to the family's newest addition, but plenty, and we mean plenty of other stars were on hand to raise their non-alcoholic glasses to Kylie, and by all accounts, the Alice in Wonderland theme party was insane. Let's put it this way: remember Diddy's son Justin Comb's Super Sweet 16 on MTV? Yeah, well Kylie's was like a million times more over the top than that. And since Kris Jenner didn't invite our poor asses, we can only picture what it was like. Literally. Here's a bunch of photos of things that Kylie's guests would've observed at her absurd party.
Kylie's Just Being Kylie
On Saturday, the second youngest member in the Kardashian empire had her birthday party, and loyal subjects from near and far piled into the AT&T Center in Los Angeles to fete Kylie Jenner's Super Sweet 16. Kim Kardashian stayed home to tend to the family's newest addition, but plenty, and we mean plenty of other stars were on hand to raise their non-alcoholic glasses to Kylie, and by all accounts, the Alice in Wonderland theme party was insane. Let's put it this way: remember Diddy's son Justin Comb's Super Sweet 16 on MTV? Yeah, well Kylie's was like a million times more over the top than that. And since Kris Jenner didn't invite our poor asses, we can only picture what it was like. Literally. Here's a bunch of photos of things that Kylie's guests would've observed at her absurd party.
Her whip
Guests at Kylie's party probably saw her Mercedes SUV in the parking lot, since, you know, every 16-year-old needs a car worth $125,000.
[Image via KylieJenner/Instagram]
Her mother
Some moms want all the focus to be on their birthday girl, and some want to show off their own glittery eyeshadow with a plug for the makeup artist. Guests at the party would have most certainly been forced to admire Kris Jenner's eyelids.
[Image via KrisJenner/Instagram]
Her mom's pig on a leash
They also would've seen farm animals, since Kris Jenner brought a pig on a leash, naturally.
[Image via Maverick 2003/Flickr]
Her sister Khloe
Khloe wore bunny ears, and the rabbit hole jokes write themselves. Bonus points for spotting the boom mic in the pic. Question: if a Kardashian/Jenner birthday party isn't filmed for reality TV, do they actually turn a year older?
[Image via KhloeKardashian/Instagram]
Her sister Kourtney & Scott Disick
Kourt captioned this photo "bathroom nonsense", but we're just too distracted by Disick's "blue steel" here to notice anything else.
[Image via KourtneyKardashian/Instagram]
Her sister Kendall
Kendall was seen goofing around like a normal 17-year-old, which was nice.
[Image via KendallJenner/Instagram]
Her friend Drake
As a surprise, Drake came to perform at the party and Kris Jenner thanked Kanye West, implying that Yeezus isn't actually as maliciously selfish as he seems.
[Image via KrisJenner/Instagram]
Her friend Big Sean
Big Sean was also a surprise musical guest — he performed for Kylie and all her friends who likely expected a huge star to show up and sing because, let's be real, they all know how these super sweet 16's work.
Her boyfriend Jaden Smith
Even though dad Will Smith might not be thrilled that his son is dating Kylie, Jaden was definitely at her birthday party.
Her friend Hailee Steinfeld
Hailee made her mark in True Grit and will star in the upcoming Romeo & Juliet and Ender's Game, but apparently, she's got love for the reality game, as well.
Her friend Naya Rivera
The Glee star may be ten years older than Kylie, but we get it: free cake is free cake is free cake. And by cake we mean booze.
Her hooka bar
There was a checkerboard dance floor and a Hooka section, of course.
[Image via KhloeKardashian/Instagram]
Her Mad Hatter bartender
No, Johnny Depp wasn't there, but someone dressed as the Mad Hatter was pouring drinks all night. We're looking at you, third Jenner brother whose name starts with a B who we know nothing about.
[Image via Disney]
Her trees hanging with lollipops
Inside the party, there were trees hanging with lollipops. Trees. Hanging with lollipops.
[Image via ganesha isis/Flickr]
Her table full of gifts
Kylie followed in Kendall's footsteps (she did the same for her sweet 16) and had guests bring a gift to be donated to the Children's Hospital in L.A. Pretty solid.
[Image via Chris Parfitt/Flickr]
Her makeup line
Kylie gave her 200 guests gift bags that included Kardashian makeup products, headphones, iPod speakers, and jewelry from Kylie and Kendall's PacSun and Metal Haven jewelry line. All things Kris Jenner reportedly bargained all over town for.
Her dad?
Dad Bruce Jenner allegedly attended his youngest daughter's birthday bash, but true to form, there's little info about the man behind the Kardashian iron kurtain.
