Weddings are funny things. Among other strange traditions, we give drunk people microphones and ask them to say nice things about us. The results can be disastrous or awesome, depending on the person, and how many shots they've done. A recent Reddit post discussed the funniest things people have said in wedding speeches; and after reading them, I can't decide if weddings are the best, or if I never want to go to another one again.
Wedding speeches put quite a bit of pressure on the maid of honor, best man, and anyone else who has to step up to the mic and attempt not to ruin what's supposed to be the best day in the lives of the bride and groom. That's no small task. What if you say the wrong thing? What if you stutter? What if you spit? What if you choke on your own saliva and have an embarrassing coughing fit in front of the whole crowd? A lot of things could go wrong — as you're about to read.
A good joke in a wedding speech can help liven up the party and give everyone a good laugh; but sometimes, things go in another direction. If you thought you'd heard all the craziest and funniest things you'd ever hear in wedding speeches, I bet you never thought about these.