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21 Hilarious Bathroom Products That Are Actually Genius
If you move to a new place, you usually think about what stuff you need for your living room, closet, or kitchen, but the bathroom hardly gets a second thought — you don't normally try to deck out your place with genius bathroom products. And I can certainly assume you've never had the very important thought, "but what if the stuff in my bathroom was functional...and hilarious?"
Now, not keeping a stocked bathroom can lead to problems down the line. Have you ever tried to find a plunger in the middle of the night? I have! Spoiler Alert: it's not possible. So, give your bathroom a little upgrade with some things that seem pretty funny at first, but after you use them, you'll see why they're brilliant. There's a ton of products that go way beyond a boring toilet paper holder and towel rack. Did you know can get a gun to unclog your toilet? Yeah, it gives a whole new meaning to shooting the, uh, you know.
With a couple of tweaks, you can not only make the bathroom more practical, but also make it generally a nicer place. No matter how much you'd like to avoid it, everybody wracks up a good amount of potty time during their lifetime. Why not add a few hilarious things that make it a little more fun?
1. The Drain Stop That's Also Adorable
Umbra Buddy Drain Stop, $10, Amazon
If you live in an apartment, whatever drain stop that's been hanging around the bath is probably insanely old, non-functional, and most importantly, gross. Why deal with that weird thing when you could get an adorable drain stop? This molded plastic stop fits nearly all bathtubs and uses the pressure from the water above to create a strong seal. Plus, you have a little person who seems like they're saying "Hooray!" every time you take a bath. Isn't that nice?
2. A Spray That Makes It Smell Like You Never Poo
Poo-Pouri Preventative Bathroom Odor Spray (2-Piece), $23, Amazon
Everybody poops. But if you have roommates or guests over and you don't feel like leaving your signature scent hanging around, this pre-bathroom spray is amazing. Just spritz it in the toilet before you go to the bathroom, do your business, and it smells as if nothing happened. Instead, you're left with a lovely vanilla lavender scent! The spray is all natural and scientifically tested, so it actually works. If vanilla lavender isn't your style, you could try scents like tropical hibiscus or vanilla-mint.
3. A Gun To Blast Away The Clogs In Your Bathroom
BAAM! Drain Blaster Cleaner, $24, Amazon
Bathroom clogs are so annoying. Now, instead of plunging away, you can blast the clog away! This product is literally called BAAM!, exclamation point included. It works on any drain in your bathroom and works by shooting compressed air to zap the clog into oblivion. So, you don't need to use any harsh chemicals and you get the satisfaction of using something that looks like a laser gun to solve your toilet problems.
4. A Toilet Seat Cover That Keeps Your Bum Warm
EASYOWN Warm Toilet Cushion, $10, Amazon
It might sound funny to need a toilet seat warmer, but on a cold night you'll be glad you got one. This cover provides a bit of cushion and its soft fuzz warms your bottom on the chilliest of days. It's fully washable, fits most any toilet seat, and hooks in place so it won't slide around. Plus, it's a rainbow! Rainbows make everything better.
5. A Toilet Seat Lifter So You Never Have To Touch The Toilet
Toilet Seat Covers and Seat Lifters (8 Pieces), $7, Amazon
If your house gets a lot of foot traffic, you're going to have to put the toilet seat down a lot. It's the truth. But doing that can be a lot more adorable with these animal shaped seat lifters. This sanitary toilet pack comes with six disposable toilet seat covers and two seat lifters that come with adhesive. The lifters are incredibly easy to install and then you won't have to touch the toilet when you're giving it a clean or putting the seat down. Take the toilet seat covers with you anytime you think you'll end up in a disgusting public restroom situation (read: pretty much every time you use one).
6. The Shower Head That Turns Bathing Into A Disco
HotelSpa Neon Luxury LED Hand Shower, $32, Amazon
Who wouldn't want to shower in color changing lights every morning? What's even better is that the colors aren't just decorative, they also tell you the water's temperature, so you won't have to ever accidentally step into freezing cold water again. The LED lights on the shower head are powered by the moving water, so there's no additional batteries or wires needed and it's made to fit nearly any shower. Just screw it in and get the dance party started in your bathroom!
7. The Shower Caddy That Looks Like An Octopus
Octopus Shower Caddy, $33, Amazon
This shower caddy is made out of natural latex rubber and is perfect for anyone who wants to organize their bath products but doesn't want to be all boring about it. Stick shampoo, brushes, conditioner, and body wash in these octopus tentacles — it's equipped with nine adjustable ones that can fit bottles, razors, and anything else you have in your shower.
8. A Toilet Paper Holder With A Place For Your Phone
Kes Double Roll Toilet Paper Holder, $38, Amazon
Toilets and phones are arch enemies. Too many good phones have been broken from falling in the toilet or falling off a toilet paper holder, only to get cracked to death. But no more! Don't put your phone on a wet sink or try to put it in your bra when you go to the bathroom, just use this toilet paper holder with a phone shelf. It installs easily on the bathroom wall and gives your phone a designated place. Constructed with stainless steel, this shelf won't go anywhere and your phone will finally be safe, and the double roll means you'll be replacing your toilet paper 50 percent less.
9. The Cotton Ball Holder That's Also An Adorable Bunny
Ceramic Bunny Cotton Ball Holder, $15, Amazon
The cotton balls make a fluffy bunny tail! It's so cute! To be clear, with this bunny cotton ball holder, you're not taking balls out of the bunny's butt, but getting your swabs from the rabbit's fluffy little tail. It's easy to refill and automatically makes your bathroom sink or vanity about a million times more delightful.
10. The Non-Stick Bath Mats That Take Your Tub Under The Sea
Lobster Tub Tattoo (5-Piece), $6, Amazon
A slippery bath tub can make your shower surprisingly dangerous. So, instead of putting in some boring bathmat, why not use non-slip lobsters instead? I mean, haven't we all wished our shower was a magical undersea world? Just me? Well, either way, these tub tattoos make the shower safer and cuter. Just peel and stick and these durable lobsters will keep your tub safe for quite a while.
11. The Cup Holder That Turns Bath Time Into Wine Time
SipCaddy Bath & Shower Portable Cup Holder, $14, Amazon
Baths. They're great, but if you ever try to balance a glass of wine on the tub, you always end up with a newly wine stained bath rug. Luckily, you can get this cup holder that suction cups right onto your tub or shower, keeping your wine safely in reach at all times. You can clean it by hand or in the dishwasher and it's super sturdy. Seriously, it can hold up to seven pounds, which is more than enough wine for any bath.
12. A Draining Soap Dish That's Super Cute
Umbra Wishbone Rubber Soap Dish, $13, Amazon
It's funny that a soap dish can wind up being the dirtiest thing in your bathroom. But they build up scum and water so easily, most dishes end up gross real quick. This rubber soap dish allows the soap to drain, so it dries out quickly and doesn't leave residual scum lying around. Plus, it's a cute fish! You get a clean bathroom counter and see a smiling fish every day? That's win-win.
13. The Bathroom Stool That Makes Going Easier
EasyGopro Bathroom Toilet Stool, $23, Amazon
Sure, it's not like going to the bathroom is typically the most difficult part of your day, but this toilet stool makes it a lot easier. Just sit on the toilet and put your feet up on the stool. This creates a better angle to relax your muscles and help decrease constipation and straining. The stool fits every toilet, is easy to clean, makes going number two a little more pleasant.
14. The Toilet Light That Make Night-Time Bathroom Trips Easier
WEBSUN Motion Activated Toilet Night Light, $10, Amazon
When you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee, the bathroom light somehow becomes the brightest thing ever created. You can avoid that whole mess with this motion activated toilet light. When you enter, the toilet light turns on to illuminate the room just enough so you can see without stumbling around. When you're done, the light shuts off and you can go back to bed without dilating your eyes like you're in the optometrists office. This fits any toilet and runs on only three AAA batteries. Plus, you can set it so that the toilet lamp cycles through eight different colors if you're in the mood for a gentle psychedelic light show.
15. Bathroom Accessory Holders That Give Your Toothbrush A Hug
Lucore Colorful People Toothbrush Holder (Set of 4), $9, Amazon
I know I don't have much cabinet or counter space in my bathroom, so these suction cup holders finally give everything a proper place. These little guys are made with very durable suction cups and moveable arms so they can hold a variety of bathroom products. Plus, your toothbrush deserves a hug and now it'll be held lovingly all day long.
16. A Bidet You Can Take With You
SmarterFresh Portable Bidet Sprayer, $13, Amazon
Everybody takes care of their bathroom business differently and if you're a bidet person, more power to you. The only downside is, in America at least, there aren't a lot of bidets available outside the home. But if you have a portable bidet, you can stay as clean as you like wherever you go. The sprayer easily fits into a purse or bag and holds over 20 oz of water when full. That's enough to get the job done without having to carry around some bulky bottle.
17. The Mini Squeegee For Bathroom Mirrors
SwipeAway the Mini Squeegee (2 Pack), $9, Amazon
I don't always leave myself a lot of getting ready time in the morning, so after the shower, I need to use that bathroom mirror, stat! If I wipe it with a towel, it gets all streaky and weird and I'm never patient enough to let condensation go away naturally. Thankfully, there's a mini squeegee to take care of the problem. It's small enough to fit in your bathroom cabinet and cleans your mirror off with no streaks. For anyone who has a hurried morning routine, this works wonders.
18. An Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser That's Also Adorable
Hands Free Toothpaste Dispenser, $10, Amazon
Even as an adult, I find brushing my teeth to be really boring. And while I know it's necessary, why not make it more fun? This hands free toothpaste dispenser can easily be mounted to the wall — then, just put the toothpaste in there, and it'll automatically dispense onto the toothbrush with a push of the lever. That'll certainly inspire me to do it a few time a day!
19. Portable Toilet Paper For Going On The Go
Cotton Buds Toilet Tissue To Go (3 Pack), $7, Amazon
If you're visiting the beach, the likelihood of ending up in a toilet with no toilet paper around for miles is pretty high. So, it's great to keep a little pack of portable TP in your purse for these little emergencies. You get 75 sheets in each role and you don't get that see through 1-ply nonsense, this is 2-ply all the way. The container becomes a dispenser, so you don't have to roll and unroll the paper after each trip to the bathroom. If you're going to the park, the lake, a concert, or a less than luxurious bar, this little roll can be a lifesaver.
20. A Toothbrush Sanitizer That Will Look Great On Your Sink
Violife UV Toothbrush Sanitizer, $28, Amazon
You know what's hilarious? Penguins. You know what's not hilarious? A toothbrush covered in all the germs floating around in your bathroom. That's why this UV Toothbrush Sanitizer is perfect, because it gets rid of 99.99 percent of disease-causing germs with the same UV technology found in hospitals. Keep it on display, and your toothbrush will be clean in as little as six minutes.
21. These Ridiculous Wipes That Are Flushable and Moist
Dude Wipes Flushable Wipes, $7, Amazon
If you're looking for non-scented, alcohol free wipes that are scientifically designed to dissolve just like toilet paper, one, I applaud your specificity in toilet paper taste, and two, you should try Dude Wipes. These are 100% biodegradable, so you don't have to worry about them causing toilet troubles down the line. Plus, they're paraben free and infused with aloe and vitamin E to keep your bottom feeling good. Despite the name, there's nothing about this that makes it dudes only. Anybody can use these wipes and appreciate the company's commitment to sustainable and green production whether or not they call themselves a guy.
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